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Tue Jan 3, 2012, 05:12 PM

A Priest and a Rabbi on a Trainride from NYC to Philidelphia PA.. #9

A priest and a rabbi found themselves sitting next to each other on train ride from NYC to Philidelphia PA.

After a while, the priest opened a conversation by saying, "I know that in your religion you're not supposed to eat pork. Have you actually ever tasted it?"

The rabbi said, "I must tell the truth. Yes, I have, on the odd occasion."

Then the Rabbi had his turn of interrogation. He asked, "Your religion, too... I know you're suposed to be celibate, but...?"

The priest replied, "Yes, I know what you're going to ask. I have succumbed once or twice."

There was silence for a while.....



Then the Rabbi peeped around the newspaper he was reading and said,....
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Sure beats a ham sandwich.

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Response to Stuart G (Original post)

Tue Jan 3, 2012, 06:21 PM

1. "Sure beats a ham sandwich, don't it?" n/t

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Response to Ian David (Reply #1)

Tue Jan 3, 2012, 09:10 PM

3. Ian is correct..."Sure beats a ham Sandwich, don't it?

I officially lose my permit to tell jokes here..cutting off the last line...

oh well back to the drawing boards...sorry to all. please ... forgive me...



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Response to Stuart G (Original post)

Tue Jan 3, 2012, 08:18 PM

2. "So, are you left-handed or right-handed?"

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