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Fri Dec 23, 2011, 12:17 AM

10 Signs Your Kids Don't Like Their Christmas Presents

10. There's something half-hearted about the way they say, "Oh wow -- Q- Tips".
9. They spend Christmas morning making up games involving wrapping paper.
8. They hire a Gambino family hit man to break Santa's kneecaps.
7. You see them trying to shove everything back up the chimney.
6. Spelled out in Legos on the front lawn are the words "You're Cheap!!!".
5. Moments after they unwrap gifts, you see them for sale on E-Bay.
4. Your son simply refuses to understand why you couldn't get him two hours alone with Cindy Crawford.
3. They cite your gifts as a major factor in their decision to convert to Islam.
2. You wake up and find the head of Elmo in your bed.
1. They ask, "Where'd you buy this stuff -- Crap `R' Us?"

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Tue Dec 27, 2011, 04:41 AM

1. presents

Oh my! Based from the reasons listed above, the gifts those kids received are the gifts their parents could give them instead because Santa put them on the naughty kids list. Haha!

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Tue Dec 27, 2011, 04:46 AM

2. Then there are the ones like me...

...who only wanted Santa's list of "naughty boys" and their phone numbers.

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