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Tue Jan 29, 2013, 01:50 AM

This duck walks into a bar.....


This duck walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, Do you have any grapes"?

The bartender says, "No we only sell beer here."

The duck leaves.

The next day the duck walks back into the bar and asks the bartender, "Do you have any grapes?"

The bartender says, "No I told you we only sell beer, and if you ask me again Im going to nail your beak to the bar.

So the duck leaves again.

The next day the duck walks back into the bar, and asks the bartender Do you have any nails?"

The bartender says "No!"

The duck asks Do you have any grapes"?

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MADem Jan 2013 OP
Kalidurga Jan 2013 #1
trusty elf Jan 2013 #2
woodsprite Jan 2013 #3
MADem Jan 2013 #4
oldandhappy Feb 2013 #5

Response to MADem (Original post)

Tue Jan 29, 2013, 03:52 AM

1. LOL that's my favorite joke.

You would be surprised how many people haven't heard this one yet.

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Response to MADem (Original post)

Tue Jan 29, 2013, 04:10 AM

2. That's cute, MADem.

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Response to MADem (Original post)

Tue Jan 29, 2013, 07:10 AM

3. And all I can hear in my head is....

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Response to woodsprite (Reply #3)

Tue Jan 29, 2013, 12:29 PM

4. Ha ha ha---the "clean" version, glue instead of nails! EARWORM!!!! nt

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Response to woodsprite (Reply #3)

Sat Feb 9, 2013, 10:29 PM

5. Super!

Thanks. Waddle Waddle will ring in my brain for the rest of the evening!

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