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Mon Dec 24, 2012, 12:12 PM

How many NRA spokesmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Reply How many NRA spokesmen does it take to change a lightbulb? (Original post)
WhoIsNumberNone Dec 2012 OP
Bay Boy Jan 2013 #1
crazyrayray Jan 2013 #2
cyberswede Jan 2013 #3
MADem Jan 2013 #5
samsingh Jan 2013 #4
softhearted Feb 2013 #6
drm604 Feb 2013 #7
Oldtimeralso Feb 2013 #8

Response to WhoIsNumberNone (Original post)

Sat Jan 5, 2013, 07:54 PM

1. Knock knock!

Who's there?

More guns!

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Response to WhoIsNumberNone (Original post)

Mon Jan 7, 2013, 07:32 PM

2. I don't know.

 

But as a lifetime member please tell me.

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Response to crazyrayray (Reply #2)

Mon Jan 7, 2013, 07:42 PM

3. Why are you a member?

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Response to cyberswede (Reply #3)

Tue Jan 8, 2013, 02:59 AM

5. I guess he thought he was being funny in the humor group--but he's eating pizza now! nt

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Response to WhoIsNumberNone (Original post)

Tue Jan 8, 2013, 01:20 AM

4. they don't know what a lightbulb is

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Response to WhoIsNumberNone (Original post)

Thu Feb 7, 2013, 07:16 AM

6. Two.

One to change the lightbulb and one to deny all responsibility.

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Response to WhoIsNumberNone (Original post)

Sat Feb 9, 2013, 11:45 AM

7. The problem is that you have to precisely define "light bulb" .

Tungsten filament? CFL? LED? Lumens? Wattage? It's nearly impossible to define "light bulb" well enough to actually change one. In fact, unless you're Thomas Edison himself, you're not even qualified to discuss the issue.

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Response to drm604 (Reply #7)

Sun Feb 10, 2013, 04:01 AM

8. I was Edison's apprentice...

my job was to hold the flashlight as he worked on his attempts to perfect the light bulb!

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