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Sat Feb 28, 2015, 06:19 PM Feb 2015

Native American Council Offers Amnesty to 240 Million Undocumented Whites

http://cityworldnews.com/native-american-amnesty/

The Native American National Council will offer amnesty to the estimated 240 million illegal white immigrants living in the United States.

At a meeting on Friday in Taos, New Mexico, Native American leaders weighed a handful of proposals about the future of the United State’s large, illegal European population. After a long debate, NANC decided to extend a road to citizenship for those without criminal records or contagious diseases.

“We will give Europeans the option to apply for Native Citizenship,” explained Chief Sauti of the Nez Perce tribe. “To obtain legal status, each applicant must write a heartfelt apology for their ancestors’ crimes, pay an application fee of $5,000, and, if currently on any ancestral Native land, they must relinquish that land to NANC or pay the market price, which we decide.

“Any illegal European who has a criminal record of any sort, minus traffic and parking tickets, will be deported back to their native land. Anybody with contagious diseases like HIV, smallpox, herpes, etc, will not qualify and will also be deported.”

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Native American Council Offers Amnesty to 240 Million Undocumented Whites (Original Post) G_j Feb 2015 OP
This is priceless. "Took a giant crap on our land..." Recommended read. Shock value truth. libdem4life Feb 2015 #1
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