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Fri Oct 26, 2012, 10:16 AM

CSI dialogue you'll never hear

"This man was shot at close range by a weapon with a bayonet lug."

"If the firearm that killed this woman hadn't had a folding stock, she'd be alive today."

"Without a flash suppressor the bullet that killed this kid would never have made it through the wall of his living room."

"FBI research shows that shots from pistols weighing under 3 pounds are almost never fatal."

"From the wounds on this man you can clearly see that, it was seventh and eighth 12 gauge rounds that killed him."

"This youth was killed by semi-auto version of TEC-DC9 with a high capacity clip. The gun was dropped across the street and hasn't been fired but the combination of high capacity and its full-auto appearance seems to have scared the victim to death."

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Reply CSI dialogue you'll never hear (Original post)
discntnt_irny_srcsm Oct 2012 OP
krispos42 Oct 2012 #1
discntnt_irny_srcsm Oct 2012 #2
Clames Oct 2012 #3
discntnt_irny_srcsm Oct 2012 #4
Clames Oct 2012 #6
discntnt_irny_srcsm Oct 2012 #7
Clames Oct 2012 #10
discntnt_irny_srcsm Oct 2012 #11
discntnt_irny_srcsm Oct 2012 #5
TPaine7 Oct 2012 #8
discntnt_irny_srcsm Oct 2012 #9
oneshooter Oct 2012 #12

Response to discntnt_irny_srcsm (Original post)

Fri Oct 26, 2012, 10:28 AM

1. "This man was bayonetted to death" n/t

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Response to discntnt_irny_srcsm (Original post)

Fri Oct 26, 2012, 11:11 AM

3. "That shoulder thing that goes up..."

 

More or less deadly than bayonet lugs?

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Response to Clames (Reply #3)

Fri Oct 26, 2012, 11:27 AM

4. Definitely more deadly but...

...only in the presence of a high capacity clip.

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Response to discntnt_irny_srcsm (Reply #4)

Fri Oct 26, 2012, 02:08 PM

6. Well what about this?

 




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Response to Clames (Reply #6)

Fri Oct 26, 2012, 02:54 PM

7. Just that picture...

...could seriously injure someone.

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Response to discntnt_irny_srcsm (Reply #7)

Fri Oct 26, 2012, 07:45 PM

10. Tends to make delicate flowers wilt. n/t

 

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Response to Clames (Reply #10)

Fri Oct 26, 2012, 09:30 PM

11. Wink, wink...

...nudge, nudge.

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Response to discntnt_irny_srcsm (Original post)

Fri Oct 26, 2012, 12:01 PM

5. Just for fun...

...some Criminal Minds dialogue you'll never hear:

"This Glock has an invincibility complex. The owner reported its escape and had no idea of its murderous tendencies and said it never showed any signs of aggression toward him. It's a newer model and owner says the pistol left his residence having also stolen a can of orange spray paint and may have changed its appearance to resemble a toy."

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Response to discntnt_irny_srcsm (Reply #5)

Fri Oct 26, 2012, 03:25 PM

8. You laugh, but this actually happened to a guy I know.

 

Fortunately, he was the son of a 1%er and his dad had just donated to the DA's campaign.

The gun was severely punished, but he wasn't charged.

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Response to TPaine7 (Reply #8)

Fri Oct 26, 2012, 03:42 PM

9. I suppose...

...ah ha. The best way to avoid crime is to contribute to the right campaign. I need to remember that for when I win the lottery.

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Response to discntnt_irny_srcsm (Original post)

Fri Oct 26, 2012, 10:43 PM

12. Well he was attacked, and has a valid CHL. Good shooting citizen.

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