My dog is such a wuss.
His name is Zeppelin, which is half the reason we ended up with the little pain in the ass. The other reason is, he's the most adorable thing you ever saw. Jack Russell/Italian greyhound mix. All white with brown speckled ears and a very ain't brown spot over one eye. But damn, he takes he'll from the kitties, two in particular. Muddy, our black cat, will get to rapid fire slapping after too much cold nose up his butt. You can hear it from across the room. WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP. Poor dog just squints with every hit and then runs to me or my wife. Our new kitty, Beans just loves to pounce on him repeatedly after he's burrowed in some blanket for the evening. Hillarious! But he always gives this look. Like, can't you do something about this!?!? Dude! You're a dog! Come on man, stand up for yourself!
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I've yet to learn to not drink while reading here. I just choked on rum! IT BURNS WHEN ITS IN YOUR NOSE!
I add extra rum to my mudslides 
