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Sun Apr 1, 2012, 02:38 AM

I think I found a work around for avoiding an amends (joke)

As I gather my fourth and fifths together, amends have been on my mind lately.

Today, when I found out that Dick Cheney got a new heart (virgin sacrifice?) I found myself thinking, "Too bad, I wanted him to die the long, protracted, painful death of congestive heart failure". Of course, then I though, "Crap, do I have to do an amends to that rat bastard?"

"Nah, amends are for humans. He isn't human."

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Sun Apr 1, 2012, 10:50 AM

1. i had the same thought.....

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Sun Apr 1, 2012, 07:53 PM

2. April fools.

OMG!

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