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Phyllis Diller Quotes
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A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.
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A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
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Aim high, and you won't shoot your foot off.
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Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
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Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed.
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Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.
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Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.
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Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
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His finest hour lasted a minute and a half.
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Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
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