To the tune of the Beatles

if unfamiliar with tune.

Isn't anybody going to listen to my story
all about the one and fateful day
Well, Dave and I were a pair, was hunky-dory
Until he interviewed at Chick Fil A
ah, Zealot.... Zealot....
When I think of how hard it was at twenty-something
just to get a job and eat today
but the manager wouldn't let us in to fry a chick wing
just because Dave and I were gay
ah, Zealot... Zealot...
It's the kind of place that puts you down cause your not straight you feel a ghoul
When they serve their Chick Fil A it comes with side of bigot it's not cool
ooh-ooh ooh-ooh ooh-ooh ooh-ooh
Zealot... Zealot...
They've been told since they were young that gay will lead to hay-ell
they didn't understand it when he said
That he couldn't help just what he was despite their bi-bell
and they'd rather gays just all be dead
Ah, Zealot... Zealot...
Zealot... Zealot...