'Archie' Gang Goes on a Gender Bender

[William769]

Dear One Million Moms,

If Kevin Keller's gay wedding seemed upsetting, publisher Archie Comics has a new plot twist that might send you into a freaky Friday frenzie.

Comics Alliance reports that in Archie #636, Sabrina the Teenage Witch will be teaching the Riverdale kids a lesson or two. No, she won't be opening up demonic portals and selling their souls to the devil like all those other witches we know and love. Instead, she'll be causing a gender bender by switching everyone's sexes.

http://www.gay.net/hot-reads/2012/04/19/archie-gang-goes-gender-bender

[TlalocW]

1. So other than Jughead who is pretty much asexual

We won't see any of the boys-changed-into-girls because they'll be too... busy, locked in their bedrooms.

TlalocW

[svpadgham]

5. Oh please...

Once the girls -changed-into-boys find out how easy it is to bust out a quick one, they'll be a little preoccupied themselves.

[Old Union Guy]

6. Asexual?

Jughead and Big Moose.

Nuff said.

[libinnyandia]

2. One of my favorite episodes of Futurama was the one in which the characters

had their genders changed by an alien.

[Initech]

3. That was a classic episode.

"Being chicks is so much fun!"
"Now when I say stupid things guys all laugh and buy me stuff!"
"What a skank.'"



The Robosexual episode was great as well.

[William769]

4. Shameful kick.