Why do you think that the bankers are dying?
Over the last few weeks there have been several deaths within the banking industry worldwide in New York, London and apparently another incident in Hong Kong today. Are these incidental occurrences or is something dubious or devious occurring? Does someone have the goods on somebody else? Be creative and go wild (but not offensive)!
My own suspicions about why these incidents are occurring (or at least, being reported) is that later this year EU banks are going to face higher capital requirements under their stress tests than they have previously. The stress tests may reveal more of those banks being undercapitalized than suspected and it could tighten credit markets as a reaction as those banks evaluate their loan portfolios. It could also hinder the stock holdings within those banks.
Any other ideas or was I too high while was creatively speculating? 
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Banker Deaths
Date: 02-20-14
Host: George Noory
In the first half, former commodities trader and "guerrilla economist," V, talked about the recent mysterious deaths of bankers, including three who worked at JPMorgan. According to his sources, there are some 20 dead bankers, and some of the deaths appear to be connected. Two of the JPMorgan bankers that recently died (Gabriel Magee, 39, and Ryan Henry Crane, 37) had similar executive positions, and may have been looking at the same spreadsheets, V conjectured. "They uncovered something that was so heinous, so incredible, that if it were to get out, you would see a massive amount of reprisals...and people getting arrested or thrown in jail...So this is a 'clean house' method being perpetrated before our eyes," he continued.
He suggested that the deaths might be connected to a massive $2 billion loss incurred by JPMorgan trader Bruno Iksil in 2012 involving credit default swaps, a huge manipulation going on in the precious metals market, and fraud involving Libor (London interest rate) and Forex (currency market). V views the bankers' deaths as a harbinger of an economic implosion, and believes they're being murdered, with a "scripted" suicide story placed as a cover-up.
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if you were going to kill. Doesn't matter their titles.
