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Meanwhile in Cosmo... (Original Post) Major Nikon Jun 2012 OP
Errrrr, I'm gonna need a translator. Warren DeMontague Jun 2012 #1
I was wondering.. Upton Jun 2012 #2
My plan was just to shave the balls first Major Nikon Jun 2012 #3
Heh Warren DeMontague Jun 2012 #14
Fucking Jennifer Love Hewitt ProudToBeBlueInRhody Jun 2012 #4
I learned one thing just now, and that's that John Fucking Mayer didn't write that sucky song Warren DeMontague Jun 2012 #16
She was my celeb crush for years.... ProudToBeBlueInRhody Jun 2012 #22
"Sticking crystals on your foof"?? opiate69 Jun 2012 #5
Kind of like hanging christmas lights on the gates of heaven, so to speak Major Nikon Jun 2012 #6
so wait.... just so I`m getting it.... opiate69 Jun 2012 #7
I think the crystals are just glued on 4th law of robotics Jun 2012 #8
how bizzare... I can`t believe I haven`t seen this before... opiate69 Jun 2012 #9
Well, if you were in a position to see it previously 4th law of robotics Jun 2012 #10
lol.. that`s what Tumblr is for opiate69 Jun 2012 #11
Not at work I hope 4th law of robotics Jun 2012 #12
on my phone... no worries lol... and yeah... opiate69 Jun 2012 #13
Takes all kinds, i suppose. But yeah, that'd be like adding an accordion to Dark Side of The Moon Warren DeMontague Jun 2012 #18
If they use rock candy Gore1FL Jun 2012 #23
get out of my head!!! Warren DeMontague Jun 2012 #24
You don't really want to introduce sugar to that area 4th law of robotics Jun 2012 #25
It would be short term if I were involved Gore1FL Jun 2012 #27
Ants? Warren DeMontague Jun 2012 #29
Gotta sleep sometime 4th law of robotics Jun 2012 #31
Did Cosmo get bought by Tina Brown, too? Warren DeMontague Jun 2012 #15
today is the first time I've ever seen the word foof in my life snooper2 Jun 2012 #19
Depends on the men's magazine. Many would tell you how to use a socket wrench to give yourself a Warren DeMontague Jun 2012 #17
The magazine says it doesn't count if it happened on accident. lumberjack_jeff Jun 2012 #21
I've never heard of this particular practice. But it seems like just another type of body art RZM Jun 2012 #20
Thank you D.U. for the continued course on cultural literacy Auggie Jun 2012 #26
It's a vajazzlepalooza Warren DeMontague Jun 2012 #28
ROFL Auggie Jun 2012 #30
I think it is DEFINITELY more sinister. Warren DeMontague Jun 2012 #32
Theres more raunch in your avg issue of cosmo than in playboy these days Warren DeMontague Jun 2012 #33

Upton

(9,709 posts)
2. I was wondering..
Wed Jun 13, 2012, 10:50 AM
Jun 2012

is this just what I think it's about..or does this shaving disagreement extend to underarms and legs too?

ProudToBeBlueInRhody

(16,399 posts)
4. Fucking Jennifer Love Hewitt
Wed Jun 13, 2012, 11:49 AM
Jun 2012

She used to be cute, but now she's annoying. She came up with the vajazzle bullshit.

Warren DeMontague

(80,708 posts)
16. I learned one thing just now, and that's that John Fucking Mayer didn't write that sucky song
Fri Jun 15, 2012, 05:23 AM
Jun 2012

about the body being a wonderland (apparently, he's going to use his hands) about Ms. Love Hewitt.

Both of them strike me as horribly insipid, though. John Mayer, to me, is music for Frat Boys who find Dave Matthews too "edgy".


Apologies to anyone who that just offended.

ProudToBeBlueInRhody

(16,399 posts)
22. She was my celeb crush for years....
Fri Jun 15, 2012, 09:17 PM
Jun 2012

...but I've heard stories from my Hollywood friends in the industry about how creepy she can be and it's off putting.

But her mom just passed away apparently, so now I feel a bit bad.

 

opiate69

(10,129 posts)
5. "Sticking crystals on your foof"??
Wed Jun 13, 2012, 12:58 PM
Jun 2012

I`m not quite following... I`ve seen my share of "foofs" (being the evil porn watcher that I am) but, aside from piercings, I don`t quite get what they`re talking about? (also, some piercings do have more than just an aesthetic value...)

 

opiate69

(10,129 posts)
7. so wait.... just so I`m getting it....
Wed Jun 13, 2012, 03:49 PM
Jun 2012

they`re not talking about piercings per se, but more like temporary adornments that could either be applied to skin or maybe braided into a patch of hair?? Gotta admit, that`s a new one on me...

 

4th law of robotics

(6,801 posts)
8. I think the crystals are just glued on
Wed Jun 13, 2012, 03:53 PM
Jun 2012

either way, I can't say I care for the idea.

They sound . . . sharp.

In an area where you really don't want anything to be even slightly abrasive.

 

4th law of robotics

(6,801 posts)
10. Well, if you were in a position to see it previously
Wed Jun 13, 2012, 04:07 PM
Jun 2012

you probably would have been distracted by other matters.

 

4th law of robotics

(6,801 posts)
12. Not at work I hope
Wed Jun 13, 2012, 04:13 PM
Jun 2012

It's a strange concept. Like sticking a neon sign on the grande canyon. A) the view as just fine before and B) we didn't really need anything extra to grab our attention.

 

opiate69

(10,129 posts)
13. on my phone... no worries lol... and yeah...
Wed Jun 13, 2012, 04:17 PM
Jun 2012

just googled.. I think it`s safe to say, not my cuppa... wife and I both prefer our adornments to be more permanent personally.

Warren DeMontague

(80,708 posts)
18. Takes all kinds, i suppose. But yeah, that'd be like adding an accordion to Dark Side of The Moon
Fri Jun 15, 2012, 05:43 AM
Jun 2012

Sometimes, its better to leave well enough alone.

Warren DeMontague

(80,708 posts)
24. get out of my head!!!
Sat Jun 16, 2012, 01:15 AM
Jun 2012

Hey, you're not really my sockpuppet, are you?

I swear, I was going to post the exact same thing.

Rock Candy. God, do they even MAKE that stuff anymore?

Warren DeMontague

(80,708 posts)
15. Did Cosmo get bought by Tina Brown, too?
Fri Jun 15, 2012, 03:56 AM
Jun 2012

I swear, she takes over newsweek, and now it's all "Brilliant spring trouser fashion! Fresh pics of Kate and Will snogging" or some crap.

Warren DeMontague

(80,708 posts)
17. Depends on the men's magazine. Many would tell you how to use a socket wrench to give yourself a
Fri Jun 15, 2012, 05:27 AM
Jun 2012

prince albert piercing at the garage Maplewood workbench you completed as last month's project.

And don't forget the WD-40!



No thanks.

 

RZM

(8,556 posts)
20. I've never heard of this particular practice. But it seems like just another type of body art
Fri Jun 15, 2012, 01:10 PM
Jun 2012

I've never considered body art to be particularly relevant to one's take on politics or social issues.

Warren DeMontague

(80,708 posts)
32. I think it is DEFINITELY more sinister.
Tue Jun 19, 2012, 01:13 AM
Jun 2012

I think Peter Lorre may be hiding in that thing, that's how sinister I think it is.

Warren DeMontague

(80,708 posts)
33. Theres more raunch in your avg issue of cosmo than in playboy these days
Sat Jun 30, 2012, 03:41 PM
Jun 2012

That said, i admit to being curious as to what the "five sex moves that will drive him bonkers in bed" actually ARE.

(#3: talk about your parents' health poblems)

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