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Fri Apr 27, 2012, 10:19 PM

Yes - a company has developed simulated poop for toilet manufacturers to test flush capabilities

Genius pseudo-poo lets toilet-makers test flush capabilities
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File this under "Things We Didn't Know." To measure the flushing capabilities of toilets, a company called Maximum Performance has developed what it considers the optimum poop-simulation compound. According to the company's lengthy "Performance Testing Protocol" document (the ultimate bathroom reading), the perfect pseudo-poo is made of 350 grams of extruded soybean paste -- that's sometimes encased in a Lifestyles condom -- and dropped into the bowl with four "loosely crumpled" balls of toilet paper that are undoubtedly monitored by a Crumple Control Department. "Our test protocol is not 'secret' nor does it use test materials that have no relationship to the 'real' demands upon a toilet fixture," says the company. Huh. Just ... huh.

http://now.msn.com/now/0427-toilet-flush-testers.aspx

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Response to Initech (Original post)

Fri Apr 27, 2012, 10:22 PM

1. They could have it for free.

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Response to bluedigger (Reply #1)

Fri Apr 27, 2012, 10:49 PM

2. I imagine any number of folks would be willing to give them samples

if they provided a comfortable "test site" to do the collection!

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