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Man Busted For Public Masturbation WIth Baby Oil
crushplate 8/08/2014 01:06:00 PM
36-year-old Christopher Edwards was trying to enjoy some quiet time with himself on Wednesday in CrossRoads City Park in Casper, Wyoming when a man drove by on a bicycle. The man called police and said that Edwards was completely naked and was masturbating on a park bench while watching pornography on his cell phone. The man also said Edwards ignored several requests to stop masturbating.
When police arrived they found Edwards who quickly tried to put on his pants. Baby oil, pornography, and his cell phone with porn still displayed on it were also strewn on the ground. They also said the bench was covered in baby oil and other unknown fluids.
Police also reported that you could see the outline of his body in oil on the bench.
Edwards was arrested and told police that he liked to do this sort of thing all the time. He is a Lifetime Registered Sex Offender with the State of Wyoming but was no longer under the states watch after completing a program.
http://www.crushplate.com/2014/08/-for-public-masturbation-with.html?m=0
crushplate 8/08/2014 01:06:00 PM
36-year-old Christopher Edwards was trying to enjoy some quiet time with himself on Wednesday in CrossRoads City Park in Casper, Wyoming when a man drove by on a bicycle. The man called police and said that Edwards was completely naked and was masturbating on a park bench while watching pornography on his cell phone. The man also said Edwards ignored several requests to stop masturbating.
When police arrived they found Edwards who quickly tried to put on his pants. Baby oil, pornography, and his cell phone with porn still displayed on it were also strewn on the ground. They also said the bench was covered in baby oil and other unknown fluids.
Police also reported that you could see the outline of his body in oil on the bench.
Edwards was arrested and told police that he liked to do this sort of thing all the time. He is a Lifetime Registered Sex Offender with the State of Wyoming but was no longer under the states watch after completing a program.
http://www.crushplate.com/2014/08/-for-public-masturbation-with.html?m=0
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"Police also reported that you could see the outline of his body in oil on the bench" (Original Post)
krispos42
Aug 2014
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Blue Owl
(50,355 posts)1. Oil of Oy vey
Hoppy
(3,595 posts)2. Gees. I never thought of using baby oil
I'll let you know if its any good.
47of74
(18,470 posts)9. To quote MST3K..."BABY OIL?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Inkfreak
(1,695 posts)3. Good lord, dude! Control yourself!!!
That is craaaaazy.
They_Live
(3,231 posts)4. get a room.
ewwwwww is right.
Callmecrazy
(3,065 posts)5. Insert pinboy3niner pun here...
FSogol
(45,481 posts)8. Riding the pine?
mackerel
(4,412 posts)6. Burn that bench!
krispos42
(49,445 posts)7. My only concern...
...is that, being partly covered in oil, the shape of the porpoise-polished would be simply burned into the material of the bench itself.