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krispos42

(49,445 posts)
Sat Aug 9, 2014, 05:54 PM Aug 2014

"Police also reported that you could see the outline of his body in oil on the bench"

Man Busted For Public Masturbation WIth Baby Oil
crushplate 8/08/2014 01:06:00 PM


36-year-old Christopher Edwards was trying to enjoy some quiet time with himself on Wednesday in CrossRoads City Park in Casper, Wyoming when a man drove by on a bicycle. The man called police and said that Edwards was completely naked and was masturbating on a park bench while watching pornography on his cell phone. The man also said Edwards ignored several requests to stop masturbating.

When police arrived they found Edwards who quickly tried to put on his pants. Baby oil, pornography, and his cell phone with porn still displayed on it were also strewn on the ground. They also said the bench was covered in baby oil and other unknown fluids.

Police also reported that you could see the outline of his body in oil on the bench.
Edwards was arrested and told police that he liked to do this sort of thing all the time. He is a Lifetime Registered Sex Offender with the State of Wyoming but was no longer under the state’s watch after completing a program.



http://www.crushplate.com/2014/08/-for-public-masturbation-with.html?m=0



Ewwwwwwwww.....

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"Police also reported that you could see the outline of his body in oil on the bench" (Original Post) krispos42 Aug 2014 OP
Oil of Oy vey Blue Owl Aug 2014 #1
Gees. I never thought of using baby oil Hoppy Aug 2014 #2
To quote MST3K..."BABY OIL?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" 47of74 Aug 2014 #9
Good lord, dude! Control yourself!!! Inkfreak Aug 2014 #3
get a room. They_Live Aug 2014 #4
Insert pinboy3niner pun here... Callmecrazy Aug 2014 #5
Riding the pine? FSogol Aug 2014 #8
Burn that bench! mackerel Aug 2014 #6
My only concern... krispos42 Aug 2014 #7

krispos42

(49,445 posts)
7. My only concern...
Sun Aug 10, 2014, 01:57 AM
Aug 2014

...is that, being partly covered in oil, the shape of the porpoise-polished would be simply burned into the material of the bench itself.

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