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Related: About this forumDumb Criminals: Massachusetts Man Arrested for Using Leaf Blower in the Nude
A Massachusetts is in a bit of trouble with the law after blowing leaves in the nude.
As Richard Capra, 69, worked on the curb appeal of his Shrewsbury home, several vehicles were slowing down taking photographs, according to the Shrewsbury Police Department.
Responding to 911 calls, Officer Timothy Charland spotted Capra completely nude, blowing off his driveway with a leaf blower. Capra was intoxicated and belligerent towards police when questioned.
Capra, arrested on a misdemeanor charge, was later released from custody after posting $500 bail. He is scheduled for an August 15 appearance in Westboro District Court.
Future arrestees will be happy to learn that Capra was issued clothing prior to being placed in a Shrewsbury patrol car.
Responding to 911 calls, Officer Timothy Charland spotted Capra completely nude, blowing off his driveway with a leaf blower. Capra was intoxicated and belligerent towards police when questioned.
Capra, arrested on a misdemeanor charge, was later released from custody after posting $500 bail. He is scheduled for an August 15 appearance in Westboro District Court.
Future arrestees will be happy to learn that Capra was issued clothing prior to being placed in a Shrewsbury patrol car.
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Dumb Criminals: Massachusetts Man Arrested for Using Leaf Blower in the Nude (Original Post)
47of74
Aug 2014
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Blue Owl
(49,934 posts)1. Frank-and-Beans Capra Jr.
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MADem
(135,425 posts)2. Bwahahahahaha.....
This post needs pick-chas!!!!!
This guy looks like he might be the neighborhood perv...
https://twitter.com/shrewsbury
liberal N proud
(60,302 posts)3. Blowjob?