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'Christian Anti-Masturbation Group's Mascot Arrested for Public Masturbation'
Last edited Mon Jul 7, 2014, 07:54 PM - Edit history (1)
http://nationalreport.net/fappy-the-dolphin-arrested-for-public-masturbation/Arizona, not Florida, for once.
-UPDATE: satirical and not real. Still, funny!-
From the article:
Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin, whose real name is 35-year-old Paul Horner, was arrested on Sunday at Metta Yoga in Phoenix after employees notified police about a man with no pants on peering through office windows.
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On Edit: National Report is a satirical website.
Should have checked better. Thanks.
