Bear bites Florida woman in rear end as she walks her dog

[FSogol]

Ouch! A woman walking her dog near an apartment complex in Longwood, Fla., early Friday morning was bitten in the rear end by a bear.

A wildlife official told the Orlando Sentinel that the woman was taken to a nearby hospital after the incident, which took place northeast of Orlando, the home of Disney World.

According to the Sentinel, the woman was disposing of her dog's waste into the apartment complex's trash container when she turned around, saw the bear and stumbled to the ground. She was then attacked.

http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/03/16/10716675-bear-bites-florida-woman-in-rear-end-as-she-walks-her-dog

The woman is ok. Wonder if Smokey will be added to the sex offender's list?

[MADem]

1. That headline created a misleading image in my mind!

It reads like she's walking along, and the bear tips up and bites her hiney, when in actual fact, she wasn't walking at all--she fell down, and then the bear did his ass biting.

I'll bet that poor woman will never hear the phrase "Oh, bite my ass!" in the same way, ever again...!

[rrneck]

2. Is she a decendent of Jim Bridger?

[Initech]

3. Call Stephen Colbert quick!!