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Fri Feb 15, 2013, 05:22 PM

Drunk man tried to have sex with ambulance

Drunk man 'tried to have sex with an ambulance'
A 25-year-old drunken man tried to have sex with an ambulance, a court heard.

Callum Ward, 25, was seen "pressing" himself against the emergency vehicle before "simulating a sex act" on the bonnet.

Official police logs show an officer who saw him stated: "It looks as though he is attempting to make love to the front of the ambulance".

Ward was drunk and had taken cannabis and amphetamine and was "in relatively high spirits" before the incident in November in Barnstaple, Devon.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/9870635/Drunk-man-tried-to-have-sex-with-an-ambulance.html


Just how drunk was this guy?

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Response to Initech (Original post)

Fri Feb 15, 2013, 11:29 PM

1. A stpned, methed-up lager lout?

What could possibly go wrong?

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Response to MADem (Reply #1)

Sun Feb 17, 2013, 09:54 PM

2. Outta control

At least be discrete. God.

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