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Fri Feb 8, 2013, 12:21 PM

Couple Addicted to Coffee Enemas, Up to Four Times a Day

Mike and Trina swear by their coffee. He enjoys a "saturated" blend, which is "on the cold side"; she prefers a fine espresso grind that is "warm and thicker."

The St. Petersburg, Fla., couple refuses to drink the caffeinated beverage, which they say is bad for their health. Instead, they use it as an enema. They each have at least 100 coffee enemas a month, 6,000 in all since their addiction began two years ago.

"I started the whole debacle," Trina, who did not want to reveal her last name, told ABCNews.com. "Then it took on a life of its own. I twice tried to stop and felt worse, so I do this every day and as much as I can. But it's very time-consuming."

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/florida-couple-addicted-coffee-enemas/story?id=18433235


I'd like an asspresso, please.



Come, make your own puns.

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Reply Couple Addicted to Coffee Enemas, Up to Four Times a Day (Original post)
Dr. Strange Feb 2013 OP
peacefreak Feb 2013 #1
LiberalEsto Feb 2013 #2
TxDemChem Feb 2013 #7
Little Star Feb 2013 #3
Flying Squirrel Feb 2013 #4
JTFrog Feb 2013 #5
MADem Feb 2013 #6
LiberalEsto Feb 2013 #8
MrMickeysMom Feb 2013 #10
LiberalEsto Feb 2013 #11
MrMickeysMom Feb 2013 #9
Javaman Feb 2013 #12

Response to Dr. Strange (Original post)

Fri Feb 8, 2013, 12:53 PM

1. Gives a whole new meaning to

get up & go...

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Response to Dr. Strange (Original post)

Fri Feb 8, 2013, 01:35 PM

2. Latte' in the pott-ay nt

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Response to LiberalEsto (Reply #2)

Sat Feb 9, 2013, 01:12 AM

7. That made me

Giggle. Makes you wonder what their underwear look like

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Response to Dr. Strange (Original post)

Fri Feb 8, 2013, 03:33 PM

3. Geeze O crow one more weird story out of Florida.

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Response to Dr. Strange (Original post)

Fri Feb 8, 2013, 07:07 PM

4. The best part of waking up is Folgers in your...

...um....

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Response to Dr. Strange (Original post)

Fri Feb 8, 2013, 07:11 PM

5. Fill it to the rim with Brim.


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Response to Dr. Strange (Original post)

Sat Feb 9, 2013, 12:21 AM

6. Debacle is probably the right word for that mess.

Why and how can they be so stupid? They think that drinking the coffee is "bad," but they are ingesting the caffeine through another orafice nonetheless.

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Response to Dr. Strange (Original post)

Sat Feb 9, 2013, 10:36 AM

8. A couple of Chock full o'Nuts

full of Chock full o'Nuts

For those who might not have heard of it, Chock full o'Nuts was the "heavenly coffee, heavenly coffee, heavenly coffee" in my lost youth...

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Response to LiberalEsto (Reply #8)

Sun Feb 10, 2013, 12:24 AM

10. Loved Chock Full O Nuts! ...

Up the ass.... not so much...

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Response to MrMickeysMom (Reply #10)

Sun Feb 10, 2013, 08:08 AM

11. My mom liked it too.... orally ingested nt

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Response to Dr. Strange (Original post)

Sun Feb 10, 2013, 12:23 AM

9. Holy SHIT!

I bet you it's a religious experience! HA-HA-HA!

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Response to Dr. Strange (Original post)

Fri Feb 15, 2013, 09:41 AM

12. Scene: Starbucks...

Starbucks employee: Um, What??!!

Customer: you heard me.

Starbucks employee: errr...do you want milk with that?

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