Want to improve the appearance and sex appeal of your testicles?

[Kaleva]

"The Ainscow Spa is offering a new treatment which aims to lift the endorphin levels and sex drive of customers - as well as improving the appearance of their intimate areas - by freezing their genitals.

The treatment from Cryotherapy UK, aptly named 'Love Mist', is available to both men and women but can only be performed by trained professionals, so don't try it at home!

It works by blasting a -160 degree vapour via a liquid nitrogen tank over the genital area.

The nitrogen is filtered and pushed out through a funnel in the form of an ice-cold vapour during the 30-minute invigorating treatment."

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/people-freezing-genitals-spice-up-9817728

[msanthrope]

1. "Shrinkage, Jerry!" nt

[underpants]

12. :-)

[democratisphere]

2. Sounds like a good way to become "fridged".

[underpants]

3. -160? No way. -150 is my limit

Of course the technicians look,like that.

[Kaleva]

11. -160 kills any chance for an inappropriate erection

[DetlefK]

4. I'm sorry, but every woman has her own beauty-standard for male genitals.

There is a birth-defect that causes a deformed penis. It can be corrected via plastic surgery. The doctors wanted to know whether women can tell such a "corrected" penis apart from a circumsized penis.

So, they tested this by showing women pictures of penises and having them rate them according to attractiveness and what a "normal" penis looks like.
The result?
The results were all over the place. Every woman had a different opinion what a penis should look like.

[PJMcK]

6. Sounds like more in-depth studies are needed

wink

[DetlefK]

7. You should start by texting photos of your test-object to random women and ask for their opinion.

[PJMcK]

13. Wasn't that what Anthony Weiner was doing?

All in the name of science, of course.

[bluecollar2]

5. This thread is useless without

Never mind...

[DetlefK]

9. You are free to post some...

[eppur_se_muova]

8. Well, there is room for improvement ...

[DetlefK]

10. Pleasetellmethatsadeformedfleshcoloredpeanut.