Ohio man pleads guilty for sexy time session with a red van.

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Florida man's cousin in action.

An Ohio man has pleaded guilty to public indecency for attempting to copulate with a red van parked on a Dayton street, court records show.

Michael Henson, 35, was arrested in mid-August after police received 911 calls reporting that a man was “pulling his pants down and swinging on stop sign" and getting intimate with an auto.

When cops confronted Henson, he was only wearing gym shorts and shoes and "appeared under the influence of some type of narcotic." Which would explain why a witness reported that Henson placed his penis “in the front grill of the van and began humping it as if he was having sex with the van.”

Henson communed with the van “for a while” before passing out in a nearby yard, witness Marjorie Evans told police.

[liberal N proud]

1. It's not just Florida

They are everywhere!

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2. No of course not.

Sometimes Florida man's Iowa cousins even come up in the news.