Woman Arrested After Fighting with Husband who Wouldn't Stop Farting.
IMO, the safest place for her would to have left him in the bathroom. 
I wonder what he ate, but I probably don't want to know. 
Donald Fitzroy Meikle told police his wife, Dawn, elbowed him on the arm when he passed gas in bed. This happened early in the morning on Dec. 11. Meikle said she eventually kicked him out of bed because his flatulence wouldn't stop.
The victim said his wife let him back into bed. He passed gas again, according to the report, and she started to kick and elbow him again. Meikle said he held his wife for his own safety. During the struggle, she suffered a broken lip and he suffered several scratches across his chest.
Dawn called 911.
Police said she also sprayed pepper spray to keep her husband out of the bathroom.
http://wjla.com/news/offbeat/woman-arrested-for-battery-after-fighting-with-husband-who-wouldnt-stop-farting
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Hey you! How have you been? 
I'm trying to enjoy being totally retired. I'll start job hunting again in the Spring. 
Merry Christmas 
I have missed you but barely on. I have a life, you know!
Son got 4 A's and 2 B's (high..an 87 and 88 darn him) but one A was in his AP class so for his first semester of HS that's great in my book.
We need to catch up after the holidays...lots of family stress I've been dealing with, plus I had these knew knee injections yesterday that were quite painful but should lessen my pain for a bit.
Hope you are well..think of you often.
among his multiple talents
Could the military use him instead of other torture methods?
Wait don't -----
try to prove if it's true and as a witness it is. 
Especially after a night of cheap beer and stopping at the only fast food joint open, only to then go back to an apartment to drink more.
