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47of74

(18,470 posts)
Mon Dec 14, 2015, 07:04 PM Dec 2015

Alaska woman found with quite the haul inside her.

Chelsea Sperry of Fairbanks, Alaska tried to buy stuff from the Castle Megastore adult novelty store with a counterfeit $100 bill. She left the store but the police caught up with her. It got interesting when she got to the jail.

When a check revealed that Sperry was driving with a suspended license, she was arrested and transported to the Fairbanks Correctional Center.

At the jail, a corrections officer observed Sperry “making furtive movements toward her vagina,” according to a criminal complaint. Sperry was then “put through a body scan,” which revealed that she “had items concealed in her vagina or anus.”

A female corrections officer subsequently “removed a wad of cash and drugs from inside” Sperry. The haul included six $100 bills, three $50 bills, and seven $20 bills, all of which were counterfeit. The $890 in funny money, however, was supplemented by a genuine $10 bill that “was discovered in Sperry’s anus.”

Sperry’s vagina, investigators noted, also held two baggies of methamphetamine, a baggie containing seven morphine sulfate pills, and two baggies containing a “brown tarry substance” that tested positive for heroin. The corrections officer also recovered a “clear plastic baggie” containing 40 smaller baggies that were similar in size to the ones containing the meth and heroin. The smaller baggies, the complaint notes, are “commonly used for the distribution of smaller amounts of heroin and methamphetamine.”


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Alaska woman found with quite the haul inside her. (Original Post) 47of74 Dec 2015 OP
I would say... Canoe52 Dec 2015 #1
cash in the butt... Javaman Dec 2015 #2

Javaman

(62,517 posts)
2. cash in the butt...
Thu Dec 17, 2015, 10:36 AM
Dec 2015

funny money in the vagina.

got to keep everything organized.

a whole new meaning to the term "cash n carry".

it's stories like this that make me not want to use cash anymore.

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