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dogknob

(2,431 posts)
Wed Feb 18, 2015, 09:00 PM Feb 2015

The State of the Union in PHP

public function get_usa() {
$fair_and_balanced = array(
'debt_ceiling' => ( $GOP_prez === true ) ? "No problem" : "No Way!",
'racism' => ( $black_prez === false ) ? "OMG! I can't believe you said that!" : "Stand Your Ground!"
);

$media = ( !( $church + $state === $government ) ) ? "Liberal" : ( $celebrity * $puppy ) / $this->war_on_drugs;

return get_hash( 'sha512', $media + md5( $fair_and_balanced[0] * $fair_and_balanced[1] ) );
}
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The State of the Union in PHP (Original Post) dogknob Feb 2015 OP
Nice Info dianawilliams Oct 2015 #1
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