Website sound file downloads - they just don't get - ranting

I don't want to hear your crappy two bit sound file
I don't want your sound file crapping up my bandwidth
I can read - if you think your sound file adds to my reading experience you are wrong
Ask me before you force you crappy data into my machine
If your copy people can't write copy that doesn't need some crappy sound track behind it get new copy people
As soon as I hear your crappy noises coming from my computer sound system I kill the browser - no questions asked

STOP IT