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Sat Jun 9, 2012, 12:19 PM

Baptismal promises - Apple version

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I came up with this when struggling with getting a Dell mini 10 back up and running;


• Do you reject Microsoft?


 Reply: I do.

• And all its works?


 Reply: I do.


• And all its empty promises?




 Reply: I do.


• Do you believe in the Steve Wozniak, Apple Co-Founder, creator of the Apple I and co-creator of the Apple II?




 Reply: I do.



• Do you believe in Steve Jobs, his co founder, our Lord, who was fired from Apple, did other stuff, returned to Apple, and brought us the iPhone and iPad before departing?




 Reply: I do.


• Do you believe in Apple, Inc., iOS, all the companies that make stuff for Macs, iPads, and iPhones, all the Apple related podcasts, and the everlasting Apple community?




 Reply: I do.


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