A Happy Year of the Snake to all...

[alterfurz]

...and to our friends at Burger King, a happy Year of the Horse. -- George Takei

[Jackpine Radical]

1. Hier trinke ich--

--ich kann Nichts anders.

(I trust this is not too obscure for Lutheran Cheeseheads)

[alterfurz]

2. Prosit!

[Jackpine Radical]

3. Already stolen & circulated to my list of Usual Suspects.

[ewagner]

4. Same here!!!!

Wonderful!

[Lefta Dissenter]

5. Don't forget

"Snakes and animals" are among the prohibited items in the Capitol. There are all sorts of LOL's here, starting with the obvious fact that snakes ARE animals. During the lockdown last year... shit - two years ago - one of the running jokes with the cops was to mime having a seeing eye snake while going through the detectors.

Since crockpots are also on the prohibited list, there have been many jokes and gags having to do with snakes in crockpots. Also massage tables are prohibited, so don't plan to give your snake a massage in the Capitol.

[alterfurz]

6. hah!

High time as well to prohibit crackpots in the Governor's office, along with the concoction and subsequent sale of certain serpentine by-products: