4. "Get all your lazy ass friends off their sofas and out to vote."
Ok, so your post is funny.
BUT, amazing how people, by the droves, will later say.."I'm so mad that he/she, was/wasn't elected" or "I'm so mad that the proposition did/didn't pass".
Me: "Did you vote?"
Them: "Vote? Hell no...I'm not wasting my time...I don't count".
Shit...people have died for the Right to Vote.
Our house of 3 mailed our ballots over a week ago.