MiddleFingerMom is announcing his run against Sheriff Joe Arpaio for Maricopa Co. Sheriff 2012.

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[gateley]

1. I'm moving to Arizona just so he can get my vote!

And when you've finished with the desert, bring that vacuum over to my new AZ digs. I'll put you to work there, too.

[elleng]

3. Oh No, Gate!

Where you go, I go???
But ARIZONA???

[gateley]

7. You can visit in the winter -- plus, Jill needs all the support she can get! nt

[elleng]

2. This doesn't mean I have to move to ARIZONA to vote for you, does it???

PLEASE say no!

[lob1]

5. Of course you don't have to move.

Romney was living in Calif. and voted in Mass.

[rurallib]

4. Pretty sure I can vote for you

I am in the Iowa section of Maricopa County.

[MiddleFingerMom]

6. One of my first acts as Sheriff will be to retroactively extend the borders of our fair county...

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... to include the geographical locations of whomsoever voted for me.
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Vote early. Vote often. Do an online search and cast proxy votes for all your deceased forebears.
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[A Simple Game]

8. What color scheme do you have planned for the prisoners? n/t

[MiddleFingerMom]

9. As you can probably tell from my campaign poster...

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... I don't think he went NEAR far enough on the color spectrum with the pinkish drawers.
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I shall call them "BVDelzebubs".
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[A Simple Game]

10. That would have been my guess. n/t

[pacalo]

11. And the poll numbers are in...

With a little help from Kali's cows, this should be an easy race!