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Wed May 16, 2012, 12:56 PM

C, E-flat, and G go into a bar.

C, E-flat, and G go into a bar.

The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So, the E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have an open fifth between them.

After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished: the G is out flat. An F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.

A D comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a second."

An A comes into the bar, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices a B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and exclaims, "Get out now! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight."

The E-flat, not easily deflated, comes back to the bar the next night in a 3-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says: "You're looking sharp tonight, come on in! This could be a major development." This proves to be the case, as the E-flat takes off the suit, and everything else, and is now au naturel.

Eventually, the C sobers up, and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. The C is brought to trial, is found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an upscale correctional facility. On appeal, however, the C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental, and that all accusations to the contrary are bassless.

The bartender decides he needs a rest - and closes the bar.

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Reply C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. (Original post)
Scuba May 2012 OP
arcane1 May 2012 #1
lostnote12 May 2012 #2
ProfessorGAC Jun 2012 #3
andyrindfleisch Jun 2012 #4
Dr. Strange Jun 2012 #5
Scuba Jun 2012 #6
riqster Dec 2012 #7
Scuba Dec 2012 #8
riqster Dec 2012 #9

Response to Scuba (Original post)

Wed May 16, 2012, 02:23 PM

1. Love it! :D

I'm totally stealing it too

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Response to Scuba (Original post)

Fri May 25, 2012, 01:54 PM

2. that was beautiful!!!!////LMAO

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Response to Scuba (Original post)

Fri Jun 1, 2012, 03:51 PM

3. I Know What I Hate

And i don't hate this! Nicely done.
GAC

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Response to Scuba (Original post)

Mon Jun 4, 2012, 02:18 PM

4. great laugh!

what a way to start monday with a good ole laugh

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Response to Scuba (Original post)

Tue Jun 12, 2012, 11:02 AM

5. I'd just like to note...

that this story really struck a chord with me.

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Response to Dr. Strange (Reply #5)

Tue Jun 12, 2012, 11:07 AM

6. Groan.

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Response to Scuba (Original post)

Wed Dec 26, 2012, 02:55 PM

7. Scaling the heights of humor! Nt

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Response to riqster (Reply #7)

Wed Dec 26, 2012, 04:10 PM

8. Groan.

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Response to Scuba (Reply #8)

Wed Dec 26, 2012, 06:32 PM

9. Mission acoomplished!

Nice OP, by the way, it struck a chord.

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