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Fri Apr 13, 2012, 06:50 PM

 

The right to fart should be in the Constitution. Your thoughts?

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Reply The right to fart should be in the Constitution. Your thoughts? (Original post)
HopeHoops Apr 2012 OP
Aristus Apr 2012 #1
Lil Missy Apr 2012 #2
Iris Apr 2012 #3
bluedigger Apr 2012 #4
nolabear Apr 2012 #5
RedCloud Apr 2012 #18
pink-o Apr 2012 #6
Joe Shlabotnik Apr 2012 #7
Homer Wells Apr 2012 #8
Swede Apr 2012 #9
Liber-AL Apr 2012 #15
MrScorpio Apr 2012 #10
ohiosmith Apr 2012 #11
crunch60 Apr 2012 #12
Liber-AL Apr 2012 #16
akbacchus_BC Apr 2012 #13
saras Apr 2012 #14
Liber-AL Apr 2012 #17
saras Apr 2012 #20
Liber-AL Apr 2012 #21
saras Apr 2012 #22
benld74 Apr 2012 #19
UTUSN Apr 2012 #23

Response to HopeHoops (Original post)

Fri Apr 13, 2012, 06:53 PM

1. A prohibition against farting is not is the Constitution.

That's good enough for me...

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Response to HopeHoops (Original post)

Fri Apr 13, 2012, 07:26 PM

2. You can take my farts from my cold dead ass. n/t

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Response to HopeHoops (Original post)

Fri Apr 13, 2012, 07:29 PM

3. No!

It infringes on my right to breathe!

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Response to HopeHoops (Original post)

Fri Apr 13, 2012, 07:33 PM

4. It's not?

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Response to HopeHoops (Original post)

Fri Apr 13, 2012, 07:41 PM

5. Ben Franklin would agree.

He wrote an essay called "Fart Proudly!"

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Response to nolabear (Reply #5)

Tue Apr 17, 2012, 12:34 PM

18. And Ben Dover would too!

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Response to HopeHoops (Original post)

Fri Apr 13, 2012, 08:26 PM

6. Isn't that covered under the 1st amendment?

Hey, if Citizens United says $$$$$ is free speech, than donchya think farts speak volumes?

They at least tell people what you ate 2 days ago!

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Response to HopeHoops (Original post)

Fri Apr 13, 2012, 09:00 PM

7. legend has it that its implied by the original scratch and sniff constitution. n/t

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Response to HopeHoops (Original post)

Mon Apr 16, 2012, 11:21 PM

8. I'm sure it is at least in the Declaration of Independence

re: Pursuit of Happiness

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Response to HopeHoops (Original post)

Mon Apr 16, 2012, 11:24 PM

9. I like the right to remain silent.

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Response to Swede (Reply #9)

Tue Apr 17, 2012, 04:03 AM

15. Phewwww, those are the worst kind!

 

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Response to HopeHoops (Original post)

Mon Apr 16, 2012, 11:26 PM

10. More tea, Vicar? nt

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Response to HopeHoops (Original post)

Mon Apr 16, 2012, 11:27 PM

11. Blow it out your ass!

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Response to HopeHoops (Original post)

Tue Apr 17, 2012, 12:50 AM

12. If the right wing nuts completely take over, we are liable to get this law

 

“Passing Gas” in Public to Be Made Criminal in Malawi

snip; One assembly man who says he supports the bill gave the following reason: “A couple of years ago, before I entered public service, one day I was late for a meeting with my boss and we decided to use the elevator. In the elevator we met this gentleman who did not even open his eyes to say hi but just gave out this ‘bomb’. It’s so pungent that it left us gasping for air. I believe such a law will reduce this public flatus”.


http://www.talkafrique.com/issues/passing-gas-flatus-public-criminal-malawi-africa

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Response to crunch60 (Reply #12)

Tue Apr 17, 2012, 04:06 AM

16. Anti- flatulence laws cannot be legislated because

 

its like a woman having a baby... when its ready to exit nothing can stop it...


BTW women don't fart... they poot!

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Response to HopeHoops (Original post)

Tue Apr 17, 2012, 12:54 AM

13. no no, their farts are much stinker. Hold this op!

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Response to HopeHoops (Original post)

Tue Apr 17, 2012, 01:23 AM

14. It's in the Bible, and that's good enough for me.

 

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Response to saras (Reply #14)

Tue Apr 17, 2012, 04:08 AM

17. WHere in the bible?

 

I'd like to have reference for future use!

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Response to Liber-AL (Reply #17)

Wed Apr 18, 2012, 11:46 PM

20. Damn. You called me on it. Now I have to google "Bible fart"

 

God farts in Isaiah. Is that good enough?

Wherefore my bowels shall sound like an harp for Moab, and mine inward parts for Kirharesh.
Isaiah 16:11

Look down from heaven, and behold from the habitation of thy holiness and of thy glory: where is thy zeal and thy strength, the sounding of thy bowels and of thy mercies toward me? are they restrained?
Isaiah 63:15

We have been with child, we have been in pain, we have as it were brought forth wind;
Isaiah 26:18

Yea, brother, let me have joy of thee in the Lord: refresh my bowels in the Lord.
Philemon 1:20
NOT the Bible verse to quote when you're out drinking.

Stolen from one of the places I found these...

Don't know if any of you have ever heard Mark Lowry. He is a Christian comedian. He has a great bit about how the seat of the emotions in the Old Testament is the bowels. He then proceeds to butcher several love songs, substituting bowels for heart: "I left my bowels in San Francisco", "Don't tell my bowels, my achy breaky bowels", etc. Good stuff!!!


PS. I have NOT checked out Mark Lowry. Don't blame me, no matter WHAT you find.

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Response to saras (Reply #20)

Thu Apr 19, 2012, 12:35 AM

21. HAR DE HARHARHAR

 

You made me laugh so hard I cut a roaring lion of a fart and had to leave the room. ALso severa l vases were knocked off their pedestals and destroyed. STOP! your humor is making me destroy my home!

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Response to Liber-AL (Reply #21)

Sat Apr 21, 2012, 06:23 AM

22. MY humor? That's the BIBLE you're talking about there!

 

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Response to HopeHoops (Original post)

Tue Apr 17, 2012, 01:34 PM

19. SBD's should NOT be allowed!!!!

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Response to HopeHoops (Original post)

Sat Apr 21, 2012, 12:39 PM

23. See my "boiled eggs" thread. n/t

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