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Fri Apr 13, 2012, 02:06 PM

And you thought your relationship was complicated...

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Reply And you thought your relationship was complicated... (Original post)
Major Nikon Apr 2012 OP
lastlib Apr 2012 #1
ohiosmith Apr 2012 #2
HappyMe Apr 2012 #4
ohiosmith Apr 2012 #5
nolabear Apr 2012 #3
RiffRandell Apr 2012 #6
Wait Wut Apr 2012 #7
NightWatcher Apr 2012 #8
Major Nikon Apr 2012 #10
marzipanni Apr 2012 #9

Response to Major Nikon (Original post)

Fri Apr 13, 2012, 03:50 PM

1. I think I might've dated the one with the pink hair.....eom

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Response to lastlib (Reply #1)

Fri Apr 13, 2012, 03:53 PM

2. I knew it! She told me I was the only one.

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Response to ohiosmith (Reply #2)

Fri Apr 13, 2012, 04:02 PM

4. There, there...

it wouldn't have worked out anyway. Her stuffed animal fetish would have bankrupted you.

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Response to HappyMe (Reply #4)

Fri Apr 13, 2012, 04:08 PM

5. Those are mine. And I want them back.

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Response to Major Nikon (Original post)

Fri Apr 13, 2012, 04:02 PM

3. Lars and the Real Girl come true.

If you haven't seen the movie, it's brilliant.

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Response to nolabear (Reply #3)

Fri Apr 13, 2012, 04:24 PM

6. It is.

Ryan Gosling should have been nominated for an Oscar. I watch that movie every time it's on. The entire cast was great---Patricia Clarkson, Emily Mortimer and the guy that played his brother. Such a sweet movie.

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Response to Major Nikon (Original post)

Fri Apr 13, 2012, 04:33 PM

7. This didn't confuse me enough...

...so, I had to notice the wheelchair in the background.

I'm going back to thinking about bugs.

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Response to Major Nikon (Original post)

Fri Apr 13, 2012, 04:37 PM

8. Looks pretty uncomplicated to me

She's not going to tell you a dozen times to pick up your dirty socks.

She's not going to complain about Chinese takeout three times a week.

She doesn't get mad when you sleep with her sister.

Her mother never comes over.

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Response to NightWatcher (Reply #8)

Fri Apr 13, 2012, 05:14 PM

10. Think of all the negatives

Sucks as a dance partner

Hard to convince the cops why you should be able to use the HOV lane

No use whatsoever as a designated driver

Metal parts rust if left sleeping on the wet spot

The terror of waking up thinking your girlfriend is dead, only to realize she was never alive in the first place.

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Response to Major Nikon (Original post)

Fri Apr 13, 2012, 04:52 PM

9. For the picnic they stopped for some plastic take-out

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