Let the lounge effect be felt on DU juries
From my experience serving on juries, too many people need to either partake in mind altering substances or refrain from them. Interestingly, almost none of my juries have been on Lounge posts.
Instead of taking the time to write a detailed response on your jury comments, let them know the Lounge effect by posting a one-liner, funny quote, non sequitur, or other funny or interesting phrase. I know you can even post youtube video urls and they will show up as embedded. I suspect pics would work as well.
Here are some of my latest ones...
Juror #4 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: Juror #6 can be bribed with cheap beer, moon-pies, and/or homemade hummus.
Juror #3 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said:
Juror #4 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong. -- Bertrand Russell
Juror #1 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely. -- P. J. O'Rourke
Juror #5 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: "He may be willing to surrender, but I am not." Reagan attacking Tip O'Neill's advocacy of a pullout of Beirut 2/2/1984 .........................................
President Reagan announces plans to get the Marines out of Beirut and onto offshore ships, describing the retreat as "decisive new steps." His spokesman says "We don't consider this as a withdrawal but more of a redeployment." 2/7/1984
Juror #6 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand. -- Homer Simpson
Juror #5 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: I don't know if watching Chaz Bono will turn your kids into transsexuals, but I'm pretty sure that letting them watch Keith Ablow will turn them into assholes. -- Lewis Black
Juror #3 voted to HIDE IT and said: No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it. --Sideshow Bob