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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsA joke that has to be shared
Spotted on a friend's Facebook page:
A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry again. She put an ad in the local newspaper that read: "Husband wanted! Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me and must still be good in bed. All applicants please apply in person."
The following day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs.
"You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?" the widow asked: "Just look at you -- you have no legs!"
The old gent smiled: "Therefore, I cannot run around on you!"
"You don't have any arms either!" she snorted.
Again, the old man smiled: "Therefore, I can never beat you!"
She raised an eyebrow and asked intently: "Are you still good in bed?"
The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said: "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"
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A joke that has to be shared (Original Post)
True Dough
Mar 2017
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Kittycow
(2,396 posts)1. Lol...good one!
Grizzled Ol Granddad
(73 posts)2. Made me Chuckle
True Dough
(17,246 posts)3. Welcome to the DU, Grizzled Ol Granddad!
I don't want you to get the impression that everything here is so suggestive though.
Grizzled Ol Granddad
(73 posts)6. thangyu
thanguverymuch!
True Dough
(17,246 posts)7. Elvis is back in the building!
Ron Obvious
(6,261 posts)4. I laughed
Two ways to go from there, though.
True Dough
(17,246 posts)5. But either way
there's a good chance the lady will be pleased.