Explain this to your insurance company

[packman]

[eppur_se_muova]

1. I swear I never saw it ...

Reminds me of the tragic death of a magician who used a huge circular saw as a prop in his "cutting a lady in half" routine. He was driving between gigs with the saw in the back of the truck, when he had to hit the brakes hard ... you can imagine the rest.

[True Dough]

2. "What model of vehicle were you driving, sir?"

"It was a JMC, a cutting edge JMC!"

[baldguy]

7. No pun intended, I'm sure.

[Worried senior]

3. Just seeing

this makes me ill.

[sharp_stick]

4. That'll buff right out

no need for the cops buddy I know a guy...No problem

[Quackers]

5. Now that's how you make sure someone will never doze off while driving! nt

[NightWatcher]

6. So you see, Iron Man flew over and this giant robot started shooting these things out

and well shit, one of them clipped me.

[denbot]

8. I doubt if they cover defiling the driver seat.

That had to be a horrible thing to see bouncing towards you..