Florida Man Accidentally Marries His Granddaughter

[KamaAina]

https://www.yahoo.com/style/florida-man-accidentally-marries-granddaughter-134404942.html

Just three months into their marriage, a Florida couple got the surprise of their lives after discovering that the bride was the groom’s biological granddaughter....

“I just felt strange when I saw her photos,” the man said. “It was like a sense of déjà vu, but at the time I couldn’t figure out why she seemed so familiar.“

Despite finally figuring it out, however, the couple have decided to stay together, and have no plans of getting divorced.

“If we’d never found out, we would’ve lived out lives happily together, and us being related shouldn’t change that,” the 68-year-old said.

Doesn't Trump have a place in Florida?

[In_The_Wind]

1. "several million dollars" and a May/December wedding?

His 24-year-old wife instantly recognized one of the children as her estranged father, who she says kicked her out of the house when she was a teenager after she’d accidentally gotten pregnant.

[MicaelS]

2. Incest is best, doncha know. n/t

[Wounded Bear]

7. It's an indoor sport the whole family can enjoy...

[Xipe Totec]

9. Incest is a relative thing. Einstein proved it. nt

[Initech]

3. Is he his own grandfather?

[oberliner]

4. Tom Arnold

What a talent.

[jpak]

5. Not an accident

It's FL

[Angry Dragon]

6. Lives next door to Rush Limbaugh

[csziggy]

8. Might be fake

Sorry, internet, but that 'man marries granddaughter' story is probably fake
By Jason Abbruzzese

If you wanted to trick a bunch of media outlets into picking up a fake viral story, how would you go about it?

First, you'd probably choose the state of Florida, which can probably start counting weird news stories among its major exports. Second, you'd throw up a website with a generic newspaper name. Third, come up with some sort of news story that is tailor-made to bring in the clicks.

And here we are, with the "Florida Sun Post," and a story about a Miami millionaire who accidentally married his daughter.

All indications point to the story and the website being fake. That hasn't stopped numerous media outlets from picking up the story, including The Independent, Elite Daily, Complex and UK tabloid The Sun. Those reports then spread further, with the New York Post, picking up the Sun's report.
http://mashable.com/2016/10/03/fake-news-story-man-marries-granddaughter/#wKqyiMdgtsq9

[baldguy]

10. Florida man really gets around.

[Orrex]

11. Now that's relatively unusual.

[geek tragedy]

12. probably a fake story, the Florida Man twitter guy is saying this is bogus nt

[Orrex]

13. How auntie climactic

[Orrex]

14. A clear violation of the grandfather clause.

(Which would be much more hilarious if the term "grandfather clause" didn't carry some pretty terrible racial baggage.)

[lame54]

15. Why isn't accidentally in quotes