24 Hours To Live
Morris returns from the doctor and he tells his wife that he only has 24 hours to live.
Given the prognosis, Morris asks his wife for sex.
Naturally she agrees and they make love.
About 6 hours later, Morris goes to his wife and says, "Honey, I now only have about 18 hours left..Could we do it one more time?"
"Of course," his wife says, and they do it one more time.
Later, as Morris gets into bed, he looks at his watch, and realizes he now has only 8 hours to live.
He touches his wife's shoulder and says, "Honey, please..just one more time before I die?
She says, "Of course, dear" and they make love again.
After the session, the wife rolls over and falls asleep
Morris, however, worried about his impending death, tosses and turns, until he's down to
4 more hours.
"Honey, do you think we could...."
At this point, his wife sits up and says,
"Listen, Morris, .enough is enough!..I have to get up in the morning, you don't."
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