I have destroyed the market for Dr. Seuss parodies in one foul stroke

[jmowreader]

We printed "Why the Grinch Stole Christmas" today...

http://cdapress.com/columns/my_turn/article_3cdefa56-58e1-5b11-85d2-08983c4bc1bd.html

"All the Whos down in Who-ville liked Christmas a lot
But the Grinch, who lived just north of Who-ville...did NOT!

The Grinch hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season!
Now, please don’t ask why. You know damn well what’s the reason.
It’s not that his head isn’t screwed on just right.
Nor that his shoes are too big or too tight.
And though the Whos claim it’s the biggest reason of all,
It’s not that his heart’s even a little bit small.

No, he was workin’ retail.

[Wounded Bear]

1. Well played...

[Purrfessor]

2. My Dr. Seuss message to the media concerning Miley Cyrus...

Dear Media,

I really do not care, nor do I wish to hear,
That Miley Cyrus is out riding topless on a mare,
Neither do I care should she be topless in the gorse,
While searching for her wayward ball lost on some golfing course.
It matters to me not that she is topless on a plane,
Or a train, or a crane, or a wrecking ball in Spain,
There is no chance I’d glance her way while topless on a bike,
Doing doughnuts on a Big Wheel, or posing on a trike,
So if you’ll help me out here it will really make my day,
The next time Miley’s topless, please look the other way.

[jmowreader]

3. Dr. Seuss, J.D.?

[Purrfessor]

4. J.D.?

Written with the rhythm and rhyme of Dr. Seuss.

[jmowreader]

5. J.D. = Juris Doctor

Sounds like Dr. Seuss went to law school before he started writing kids' books.