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Mon Mar 19, 2012, 03:57 PM

I think zombies get a raw deal. I don't blame them one bit for acting out. I mean just look at how

they are portrayed in the media.

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Reply I think zombies get a raw deal. I don't blame them one bit for acting out. I mean just look at how (Original post)
ohiosmith Mar 2012 OP
RiffRandell Mar 2012 #1
ohiosmith Mar 2012 #6
RiffRandell Mar 2012 #13
LaurenG Mar 2012 #2
ohiosmith Mar 2012 #4
LaurenG Mar 2012 #9
ohiosmith Mar 2012 #10
LaurenG Mar 2012 #20
ohiosmith Mar 2012 #22
HappyMe Mar 2012 #30
LaurenG Mar 2012 #33
jakeXT Mar 2012 #3
ohiosmith Mar 2012 #5
irisblue Mar 2012 #12
ohiosmith Mar 2012 #14
jakeXT Mar 2012 #16
ohiosmith Mar 2012 #18
geardaddy Mar 2012 #7
ohiosmith Mar 2012 #8
geardaddy Mar 2012 #11
JoePhilly Mar 2012 #15
ohiosmith Mar 2012 #17
JoePhilly Mar 2012 #19
ohiosmith Mar 2012 #21
JoePhilly Mar 2012 #23
ohiosmith Mar 2012 #24
JoePhilly Mar 2012 #25
ohiosmith Mar 2012 #26
jakeXT Mar 2012 #27
ohiosmith Mar 2012 #28
HappyMe Mar 2012 #31
Baitball Blogger Mar 2012 #29
ohiosmith Mar 2012 #34
charlie and algernon Mar 2012 #36
ohiosmith Mar 2012 #37
Baitball Blogger Mar 2012 #38
siligut Mar 2012 #32
ohiosmith Mar 2012 #35
Baitball Blogger Mar 2012 #39

Response to ohiosmith (Original post)

Mon Mar 19, 2012, 04:03 PM

1. I tell my best friend to shoot me in the head.

If I become one, that is.

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Response to RiffRandell (Reply #1)

Mon Mar 19, 2012, 04:16 PM

6. What if they become one first?

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Response to ohiosmith (Reply #6)

Mon Mar 19, 2012, 04:57 PM

13. Fair game. n/t

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Response to ohiosmith (Original post)

Mon Mar 19, 2012, 04:04 PM

2. So you're a zombie apologist now?

Seriously you need to rethink your stand unless you're only saying this because you're i.n.f.e.c.t.e.d!1!1!!!

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Response to LaurenG (Reply #2)

Mon Mar 19, 2012, 04:12 PM

4. What have zombies ever done to you?

Just so you know, we are all I. N. F. E. C. T. E. D.

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Response to ohiosmith (Reply #4)

Mon Mar 19, 2012, 04:22 PM

9. I knew it

just because you are doesn't mean we all are. Some of us are vegetarian/vegan so I don't see how your scenario could be true for those of us who never eat brains and who don't plan on starting anytime ever. duh

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Response to LaurenG (Reply #9)

Mon Mar 19, 2012, 04:24 PM

10. It's in the water. Don't you read?

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Response to ohiosmith (Reply #10)

Mon Mar 19, 2012, 05:46 PM

20. Oh so you're an elitist zombie apologist

You read government propaganda, you probably used to drink lattes and
eat arugula before you were i.n.f.e.c.t.e.d. Right, its in the water.

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Response to LaurenG (Reply #20)

Mon Mar 19, 2012, 05:52 PM

22. So, you not only hate zombies, you hate Starbucks and Martha Stewart.

Nice post Trotsky.

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Response to LaurenG (Reply #9)

Tue Mar 20, 2012, 08:23 AM

30. Well, I guess you will just get eaten then.

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Response to HappyMe (Reply #30)

Tue Mar 20, 2012, 10:21 AM

33. No - I took the quiz

I don't get eaten.

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Response to ohiosmith (Original post)

Mon Mar 19, 2012, 04:10 PM

3. Isn't there a whole TV show ?



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Response to jakeXT (Reply #3)

Mon Mar 19, 2012, 04:15 PM

5. Another unprovoked attack on defenseless zombies.

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Response to jakeXT (Reply #3)

Mon Mar 19, 2012, 04:53 PM

12. are there zombie dogs too?

what about zombie cows? horses? we already are aware about the cats

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Response to irisblue (Reply #12)

Mon Mar 19, 2012, 04:57 PM

14. Yes to all. I just became a member of P.E.T.A.Z.

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Response to irisblue (Reply #12)

Mon Mar 19, 2012, 05:27 PM

16. I remember cows in Fallout



As a result of the constant radiation, these formerly normal cows have sprouted a second independent head. Brahmin have eight stomachs, and male brahmin have four testicles. Their skin has turned a toasty, dusty orange-red color from the fallout exposure and their horns have become a dirty brown. In addition, their udder has increased in size.

http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Brahmin_%28Fallout%29

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Response to jakeXT (Reply #16)

Mon Mar 19, 2012, 05:36 PM

18. Gotta love em!

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Response to ohiosmith (Original post)

Mon Mar 19, 2012, 04:17 PM

7. I plan on going to the zombie pound

to rescue one.

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Response to geardaddy (Reply #7)

Mon Mar 19, 2012, 04:20 PM

8. Nice post......

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Response to ohiosmith (Reply #8)

Mon Mar 19, 2012, 04:25 PM

11. lol

haha.

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Response to ohiosmith (Original post)

Mon Mar 19, 2012, 05:19 PM

15. I'm not a zombist, in fact, some of my best friends are zombies.

I will admit that I have to keep them locked in the basement, and I have to feed them raw human flesh when they get hungry, which is not easy to find btw ... I have to have it shipped in from China.

But we love to watch sports on TV together. The day before a big game, I don't feed them, so when the game comes on, and they see all that fresh meat on the plasma screen, they get as loud as any stadium crowd. I mean the whole house is rocking!!!

They make a nasty mess win or lose ... but just hose them down after feeding time, they don't smell too bad, and they sleep like babies.



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Response to JoePhilly (Reply #15)

Mon Mar 19, 2012, 05:27 PM

17. Finally, someone that can appreciate and embrace what the zombie culture has to offer.

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Response to ohiosmith (Reply #17)

Mon Mar 19, 2012, 05:42 PM

19. Exactly, Zombies are only guilty of being passionate.

Well, that, and eating human flesh ... but once you take care of their need for human flesh (which I admit is not easy), they become some of the most loyal sports fans you will ever meet.

I mean how many non-zombies do you know who will EAT the supporters of the opposing team? That's dedication!!

I've trained my zombie pals by making sure that all of the fresh meat I feed them wears a Dallas Cowboy uniform.

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Response to JoePhilly (Reply #19)

Mon Mar 19, 2012, 05:46 PM

21. And they don't throw up? Talk about strong stomachs.

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Response to ohiosmith (Reply #21)

Mon Mar 19, 2012, 06:26 PM

23. I toss in some TUMs at half time, I mean I'm come on, I'm not a monster!!!

btw .. I must assume you are watching the Walking Dead.

I'm a big Zombie fan, but I only found WD recently ... my 12 year old daughter found out about it at a sleep over (ha).

So she and I have started watching it on Netflicks, but we're only up to episode 3 first season, but we've also seen some parts of the last couple episodes of season 2.

Do you know what happened in the finale for season 2? I ask because after we watched the first 2 episodes she and I started to discuss survival strategies ... and we started to think that finding an abandoned prison would be a good idea. It would be like a fortress if you could secure it.

I've heard internet rumors that in the season 2 finale, the survivors end up near a prison ... do you know if that's true? My daughter loves the show, but it is kind of scary, and so I want to give her some idea of what is going to happen.

We happened to catch part of the episode in which Rick kills Shane, so she knows neither of them dies until late in season 2. And she was no Shane fan.

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Response to ohiosmith (Reply #24)

Mon Mar 19, 2012, 06:32 PM

25. Bookmarking ... had not seen that site yet!!

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Response to JoePhilly (Reply #25)

Mon Mar 19, 2012, 06:34 PM

26. My pleasure.

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Response to ohiosmith (Original post)

Mon Mar 19, 2012, 06:54 PM

27. On the other hand they can't fight their instincts, once you're hungry...

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Response to jakeXT (Reply #27)

Mon Mar 19, 2012, 06:59 PM

28. I am so fed up with zombie exploitation.

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Response to ohiosmith (Reply #28)

Tue Mar 20, 2012, 08:27 AM

31. It's getting worse every day.

Commercials and some tv shows objectify them. CALL CONGRESS RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!11

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Response to ohiosmith (Original post)

Tue Mar 20, 2012, 12:45 AM

29. Since this is a zombie sympathy thread, I was wondering...

...where were all those zombies migrating to on Walking Dead?

Do you suppose we're going to see a jump from the zombie to alien genre and the big ship is calling them to bring them home like ET?

Or is this going to take the Stephenie Meyer route and it turns into a gruesome version of The Host?

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Response to Baitball Blogger (Reply #29)

Tue Mar 20, 2012, 03:04 PM

34. No!

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Response to Baitball Blogger (Reply #29)

Tue Mar 20, 2012, 03:13 PM

36. if they're going the Stephen King route from "Cell"

the zombies will start to congregate to listen to cheesy music so they can evolve and control non-infected people through their thoughts.

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Response to charlie and algernon (Reply #36)

Tue Mar 20, 2012, 03:24 PM

37. So now they should be ridiculed for liking a particular music genre!

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Response to charlie and algernon (Reply #36)

Tue Mar 20, 2012, 04:43 PM

38. Did that sell?

Sounds pretty lame.

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Response to ohiosmith (Original post)

Tue Mar 20, 2012, 09:06 AM

32. You are in danger of becoming a quisling

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Quisling&defid=4723494

During a Zombie-pocalypse a quisling is any person who has become so physiologically disturbed that he/she subconsciously convinces him or herself that they are one of the walking dead. A quisling will imitate a zombie perfectly and will attempt to feed on a normal human should it encounter one. A quisling's bite is NOT infectious. Because a quisling is not truly one of the undead, a quisling can be killed like a normal human, not just with a head shot.
"Shit dude! It bit me!"

"Don't worry about it bro, it was only a quisling. You'll be fine."


Better get you priorities straight

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Response to siligut (Reply #32)

Tue Mar 20, 2012, 03:05 PM

35. No quislings here. Move along.

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Response to siligut (Reply #32)

Tue Mar 20, 2012, 04:46 PM

39. that would be lame, too.

Something is attracting them. Maybe they're migrating south because the winter is coming? Maybe the CDC has figured out how to get their attention and are sending out a beacon to collect them for mass extermination?

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