Arrest warrants issued after man streaks through Walmart, pours milk on himself (not Florida!)

[KamaAina]

http://www.wkyt.com/yourtown/locations/pike/headlines/Arrest-warrant-issued-for-man-who-streaked-through-Pike-County-Wal-Mart-poured-milk-on-himself-308533051.html

The Pike County sheriff obtained arrest warrants Friday after a video was posted online showing a man running naked through Walmart, pouring milk on himself and yelling he was on fire.

Sheriff's deputies said they plan to arrest Timothy Smith of Phelps and David Daniels of Belfry in connection to the incident at the Walmart in South Williamson....

Walmart shoppers saw more than they were looking for when a man stripped down and ran through the store in nothing but shoes, socks and a Halloween mask....

"The first question I would have would be, 'Why?'" Scott said. "Why would they want to do it."

[In_The_Wind]

1. Got Milk?

[NightWatcher]

2. Meanwhile his buddies walked out the door with 4 tvs, a computer, and a buggy load of stuff

Walmart fell for the old "crazy milk pouring nekkid guy distraction" trick.

[seveneyes]

3. These are the struggles of the working man

[Major Nikon]

4. Don't look Ethel!

[KamaAina]

5. But it was too late.

She'd already got a free shot!

[pinboy3niner]

6. Good to hear the sheriff is going to put him awhey

[lovemydog]

7. I like Not Florida Man.

I like Florida Man too.

[CBGLuthier]

8. Like embassies are foreign territories, Walmarts are all actually part of Florida.