Bike path poop bandit strikes again

[steve2470]

http://www.ourquadcities.com/story/d/story/bike-path-poop-bandit-strikes-again/69816/XG4qDLcUyEWVFjG8FT7euQ



Neighbors say someone has been going to the bathroom on the path for at least two years.
and now a sign telling people to "stop pooping on the bike path" have been stolen. One of the signs still remain on the trail. The person responsible has not yet been caught.

"First of all I kind of laughed, you know, but I just think that that has got to be gross, Why somebody would do that is beyond me.I would probably just go around it and then report it to the nearest village. I carry quite a few things on my bike, but nothing to handle something like that", said Joe VanHoutte, a regular on the bike trail.

Hampton authorities do not wish to comment at this time.


Old news but... yea

[Dont call me Shirley]

1. There are many bicyclist haters out there. Sickening the lengths they will go to spread their hate.

[Ahpook]

3. Its a shitty situation :)

But yeah, I have seen some very odd items on the paths, some dangerous.

I drove past a dildo with a rubber band wrapped around it. Gross!

I've seen fishing line stretched across the path. Someone actually went through the trouble to paint a bunch of thumb tacks black and spread them around.

Idiots with nothing better to do.

On edit: I was actually threatened with a pistol for throwing a water bottle in a creek. I didn't throw anything in the creek and showed the dickhead my bottle that was in the cage. I called the cops on that motherfucker who talked to him about it. They told me they get quite a few calls about him that are very much the same.

He lives right at the head of a trail and is always badgering cyclists. We all know about him and thankfully he has finally chilled out.

[Scuba]

2. This is the #2 problem for bikers.

[Hassin Bin Sober]

4. Can't they dust for poop?

Maybe it is someone who can't poop until they exercise.

I remember once watching a triathlon on network TV when some runner decided he had to drop his shorts, squat, and relieve himself - the camera almost couldn't pan away quick enough.

[jakeXT]

6. Mass weeing is the only thing I've seen

[Initech]

5. The Bike Path Poop Bandits - saw them at the Troubadour last week.