Corporate text generators

[Special Prosciuto]

The project leader quickly champions feedback-based business cases, while our selective, credible, accepted and scale-as-you-grow open-door policies strengthen a result-driven pyramid throughout the organization. A relevant, prioritizing, partnership culturally streamlines leveraged cultures. Specific, next-level and in-depth risk appetites incentivise the clients.

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[NYC_SKP]

1. Awesome! This will save me hours on my quarterly reports!

Hilarious!

Goal-oriented platforms boost our stellar, socially conscious and phased responsibility. The stakeholders interactively strengthen accurate projects. Solution and skill efficiently prioritize the human resources. As a result, our client-oriented insights streamline our state-of-the-art differentiator. The steering committee significantly challenges established ideas.

[lovemydog]

2. 'We here at Acme realize that it is better to embrace compellingly

than to disinter mediate vertically.'

[Major Nikon]

3. I can't tell you how many emails and memos I've read that were just as intelligent

It's like a challenge to see how many buzzwords you can fit into one document.

[hifiguy]

4. The people who actually come up with these abominations against

the Queen's English should be strapped into chairs and have it blared at them through bullhorns 24 hours per day for a month. There is a special place in hell for those shitweasels.

[LiberalEsto]

5. +100 nt

[Paulie]

6. I saw these in real memo form today

Just add "leaving to spend more time with family"