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Sun Mar 11, 2012, 08:55 AM

It's my birthday - ask me anything!

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Reply It's my birthday - ask me anything! (Original post)
Amaril Mar 2012 OP
taterguy Mar 2012 #1
Amaril Mar 2012 #4
boston bean Mar 2012 #2
Amaril Mar 2012 #5
boston bean Mar 2012 #11
HopeHoops Mar 2012 #3
Amaril Mar 2012 #6
HopeHoops Mar 2012 #7
Amaril Mar 2012 #10
HopeHoops Mar 2012 #17
bigwillq Mar 2012 #8
Amaril Mar 2012 #9
Maine-ah Mar 2012 #12
Amaril Mar 2012 #18
siligut Mar 2012 #13
Amaril Mar 2012 #19
backwoodsbob Mar 2012 #14
Amaril Mar 2012 #20
Giantsfootball10 Mar 2012 #15
Amaril Mar 2012 #22
AtomicKitten Mar 2012 #16
Amaril Mar 2012 #23
Moondog Mar 2012 #21
Amaril Mar 2012 #24
applegrove Mar 2012 #25
Amaril Mar 2012 #26

Response to Amaril (Original post)

Sun Mar 11, 2012, 09:03 AM

1. What's your favorite dish at the OG?

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Response to taterguy (Reply #1)

Sun Mar 11, 2012, 09:48 AM

4. Soup, salad & breadsticks.........

.....with a side of alfredo sauce for dipping the breadsticks into.

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Response to Amaril (Original post)

Sun Mar 11, 2012, 09:13 AM

2. how old are you now?

How old are you now?

How old are you now-ow?

How old are you now?

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Response to boston bean (Reply #2)

Sun Mar 11, 2012, 09:50 AM

5. Old enough to know better.............

.....but still young enough to try to get away with it on occasion........and usually succeed in doing so without the need for arthrocopic surgery.

IOW - 49 years young.

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Response to Amaril (Reply #5)

Sun Mar 11, 2012, 10:27 AM

11. Happy Birthday!

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Response to Amaril (Original post)

Sun Mar 11, 2012, 09:39 AM

3. Did you get laid this morning?

 

You SAID "ask me anything". Getting laid on your birthday morning is sort of a tradition in our house. Well, and the day before, the day before that and pretty much every day in between. I know, I know - TMI.

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Response to HopeHoops (Reply #3)

Sun Mar 11, 2012, 09:55 AM

6. Unfortunately, no

I'm happily single. I do have a "friend", but he's out of town for a boat show, and I don't have a back up.

Maybe that's what I should ask for as my "big" present this year. Hmmmmm. (we need a pondering smilie)

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Response to Amaril (Reply #6)

Sun Mar 11, 2012, 09:58 AM

7. Hey, go for it. Get something nice from Victoria's Secret and light some candles.

 

I'm sure you know what to do after that.

I've been with my lady since 84 and I still say "nice tits" every time she takes her top off. Okay, I'm a pig, but I'll never get bored with her. I wish you the best.

On edit: Nice avatar.

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Response to HopeHoops (Reply #7)

Sun Mar 11, 2012, 10:15 AM

10. I meant.........

.....ask for a backup "friend" as my present, but your plan might work as well.

ps............I like your avatar, too.

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Response to Amaril (Reply #10)

Sun Mar 11, 2012, 04:50 PM

17. Don't worry. I didn't get laid this morning either - just got finished. Gave her a bubble bath too

 

She likes bubble baths.

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Response to Amaril (Original post)

Sun Mar 11, 2012, 10:06 AM

8. Happy Birthday!

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Response to bigwillq (Reply #8)

Sun Mar 11, 2012, 10:13 AM

9. Thanks, bigwillq!



Whew! Many more of those and I'll be the one on the right --->

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Response to Amaril (Original post)

Sun Mar 11, 2012, 12:48 PM

12. will you cry, if you want to?

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Response to Maine-ah (Reply #12)

Sun Mar 11, 2012, 05:14 PM

18. I might.............

........but nary a river shall I cry.

Or something like that.

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Response to Amaril (Original post)

Sun Mar 11, 2012, 12:56 PM

13. Happy birthday!

I hope you have a wonderful day

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Response to siligut (Reply #13)

Sun Mar 11, 2012, 05:14 PM

19. Thank you, siligut!

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Response to Amaril (Original post)

Sun Mar 11, 2012, 01:03 PM

14. how many licks does it take

to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

If an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object would Sarah Palins head explode?

If Little shrub had sex with Roseanne would the child be human?

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Response to backwoodsbob (Reply #14)

Sun Mar 11, 2012, 05:31 PM

20. ::: putting on thinking hat :::

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?


Douglas Adams -- who shared my birthday -- answered this: 42

If an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object would Sarah Palins head explode?


Where "unstoppable force" = Barak Obama's 2nd term, and "unmovable object" = Sarah Palin's head, the answer = only if it hasn't already exploded due to the pressure inside her massively swollen head (ego) being greater than the pressure of the atmosphere surrounding her.

If Little shrub had sex with Roseanne would the child be human?


Roseanne? As in Barr?

Dude -- why would you wish such a thing on her? She's a Green, you know. She may be "Nuts", but girlfriend still has standards.

Egad! Sex with Shrub!

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Response to Amaril (Original post)

Sun Mar 11, 2012, 01:20 PM

15. Hey I see you live in Florida To.

Happy Birthday...

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Response to Giantsfootball10 (Reply #15)

Sun Mar 11, 2012, 05:38 PM

22. Hey, fellow Floridian!



Welcome to DU! And you joined just in time for my birthday celebration! How awesome is that?!?!

Ummmmm...........you might wanna watch walkin' around with that Giants jersey on.

True story -- I used to have one of those magnetized rubber Steelers' helmets on my car (grew up in PA)..........till somebody yanked it off and slashed it to ribbons in a parking lot in Miami.

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Response to Amaril (Original post)

Sun Mar 11, 2012, 01:59 PM

16. Happy birthday to you.

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Response to AtomicKitten (Reply #16)

Sun Mar 11, 2012, 05:40 PM

23. Awwww, thanks, AtomicKitten!

Lovin' the song!

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Response to Amaril (Original post)

Sun Mar 11, 2012, 05:35 PM

21. OK, here's one. Are you having a happy birthday?

Hopefully you are.

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Response to Moondog (Reply #21)

Sun Mar 11, 2012, 05:42 PM

24. Hey, Moondog!



Yep, having a great birthday! 49 isn't so bad after all.

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Response to Amaril (Original post)

Sun Mar 11, 2012, 11:43 PM

25. Have a great day!

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Response to applegrove (Reply #25)

Mon Mar 12, 2012, 06:58 AM

26. Hey applegrove!

I did have a most excellent birthday -- thanks!

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