Bored pilot draws penis on FlightRadar with private plane

[KamaAina]

http://mashable.com/2015/03/13/flight-radar-penis/

"This is your pilot speaking. We're at a cruising altitude of 41,000 feet, and we're just going to be making penis shapes in the air today."

Aviation fans who on Thursday night happened to check FlightRadar24 — the popular site that gives users the ability to track the flight paths of planes around the world — might have noticed an odd pattern that a private plane made above Florida.

If you haven't noticed just yet, it greatly resembles a penis.

While it's unknown whether this particular pilot was aware that he or she was drawing a sky penis (come on, they had to know), it's definitely hilarious.

Hmmmm. I see Orlando on the map. Could it be a map of... Florida?

[pinboy3niner]

1. Must have been a Fed-XXX plane

[KamaAina]

3. Go to your room!

[pinboy3niner]

12. Hell, no! I have to stick around to see if they sack the pilot.

[denbot]

20. Nice..

You win.

[LiberalElite]

4. It's Florida, all right -

geez even the air space is "unusual"

[pinboy3niner]

13. "I have HAD it with these MFing snakes on this MFing radar screen!"

[KamaAina]

16. I knew that.

I just didn't know that Florida Man had a pilot's license.

[pinboy3niner]

24. Apparently Florida Man has a privates pilot license

[pinboy3niner]

25. And he has a prescription for Skyagra. nt

[pinboy3niner]

5. In response to complaints, the pilot submitted a new flight plan...

[LiberalElite]

7. HAHAHA

[LiberalElite]

6. I don't know much about flying but

don't they have to file a plan with the air traffic controllers? Don't the air traffic controllers have to be able to know where a pilot plans to go and how s/he plans to get there? I can't imagine them sitting by idly watching this. It's like an episode in AIRPLANE!

[pinboy3niner]

8. That's what they get for trusting their Otto Pilot

[LiberalElite]

9. !!! !!

[Major Nikon]

18. No

Flight plans are only required under certain circumstances like flying into reduced visibility conditions and certain airspace areas like above 18,000'. You can fly coast to coast without ever talking to a controller.

[pinboy3niner]

22. This story made me wonder...were you flying in Florida recently?

[Major Nikon]

33. I didn't do it

And if I did I was drunk

[pinboy3niner]

10. Instead of commercial, I'd guess it was a genital aviation aircraft

[pinboy3niner]

29. C'mon people--genital aviation was a DUzy!

Sometimes I only crack myself up.

[KamaAina]

35. As was privates plane!

[clarice]

75. This offends me so much...I got the pilot's home address..

and scrotum a letter.

[pinboy3niner]

11. Don't worry, Florida Air Traffic Control is fixing the problem

[pinboy3niner]

14. K&R

[DeSwiss]

15. Must be a virus.....

- Or maybe she was just ''projecting.''

[lovemydog]

19. You can hear a production assistant

faintly laughing in the background. That's probably who set her up.

[pinboy3niner]

17. AKA an aerial maneuver known as Loop de Johnson. nt

[pinboy3niner]

21. Correction: I think they meant "PRIVATES plane." nt

[pinboy3niner]

23. Florida clearly made a big mistake in letting trof fly in their airspace

[trof]

38. Naw, I don't dick around when I'm flying.

[pinboy3niner]

42. The FAA says it may take away his pilot wangs

[trof]

43. Well, sometimes you just have to go balls out.

[pinboy3niner]

46. Which can make the FAA...testy

[pinboy3niner]

26. When ATC accepts the plane, it accepts the pilot--it's a package deal

[pinboy3niner]

27. I usually just use a crayon

[pinboy3niner]

28. Wracking my brain here to come up with new riffs on this

Help!!!

[Major Nikon]

34. Is that your pitot tube, or are you just glad to see me?

[pinboy3niner]

37. LOL!

Now that is definitely an aviation joke.

[trof]

44. Yeah, what ground-pounders even know how to pronounce 'pitot'?

It ain't 'pitt-ott', it's 'pee-toh'.
Now you know.

[pinboy3niner]

47. In my case, I'd encounered the term before

Last edited Wed Mar 18, 2015, 02:57 PM - Edit history (1)

Maybe when I worked with aviatian types at NTSB, though I was mostly in surface modes. I was partnered with a retired commercial TWA pilot on one aviation safety task force, and he told me a lot of stories as we traveled to some GADOs and FSDOs around the country.

Or maybe it came up in news panels an air crashes. I don't remember. But in any case, this ground pounder was aware of pitot tubes.

[Baitball Blogger]

39. Maybe he was confused about what he was supposed to be doing

in the cockpit?

[clarice]

76. The pilot obviously pulled a boner. nt

[pinboy3niner]

30. Kick

[azurnoir]

31. wow now that's really spirit in the sky :)

[pinboy3niner]

32. Whoever it is, the pilot's definitely a master yokester

My money's still on Otto.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

36. Got me thinking about this old poster from the 60's:

[Arugula Latte]

40. He had submitted a flight plan, but I guess it wasn't firm.

[Arugula Latte]

41. This stunt took a lot of balls.

[pinboy3niner]

50. Lighting up in the cockpit, his matchbook had a pic and said "Draw me"

[Arugula Latte]

59. "Draw Cocky -- And he's not a rooster!"

[pinboy3niner]

45. At least he has a firm...hand on the ruder. nt

[JonLP24]

48. I was in the military with someone from Lakeland

So definitely Florida. I have to show him this. LOL

[pinboy3niner]

49. In Vietnam I had a buddy we called 'One Nut'

It was a reference to what happened to him when he was wounded. But I don't know if he was from Lakeland.

[pinboy3niner]

51. Guy was just planning his...Ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod...landing

But it is unusual to signal ATC when they're getting frisky in the cockpit.

[pinboy3niner]

52. Guy thinks he's another Prickasso

[Arugula Latte]

61. Jackson Pollcock

[Arugula Latte]

62. Wassily Kandicksky

[Arugula Latte]

63. Penis Mondrian

[Arugula Latte]

64. Claude Bonet

[Arugula Latte]

65. Marcel Duchub

[Arugula Latte]

66. Andy Warpole

[pinboy3niner]

73. Michelwangelo

[clarice]

77. Maria Phallus. nt

[Arugula Latte]

82. Winslow Boner

[Arugula Latte]

83. Grant Woody

[Arugula Latte]

84. Knob Ross

[Arugula Latte]

85. Schwanz Kline

[clarice]

86. Respectful bows to the pun-inator. lol good ones.

[Arugula Latte]

87. ...

[Arugula Latte]

88. Pecker Brueghel

[clarice]

78. Pissaro. nt

[clarice]

79. Jackson Bollocks. nt

[clarice]

80. Vincent Vein Gogh. nt

[pinboy3niner]

53. Or A Nrman Rocks Well

[lovemydog]

54. Top Gun joke

goes here.

_____________________.

[pinboy3niner]

55. He feels the need for speedo?

[lovemydog]

56. That's right Iceman

he's a dangerous penis.

[Arugula Latte]

67. He went to the Danger Bone

[lovemydog]

74. Roger, Ramjet

[pinboy3niner]

57. This thread should be engorged with recs!!!

[Roland99]

58. What would have been even funnier...

is if he was skywriting!

There's a guy (probably related to the TBN owner) who flies over the Disney area every weekend skywriting things like GOD = LOVE or JESUS =

Can see that crap from my house sometimes if he's on the northern edge of Disney property.

[Arugula Latte]

60. He had to fly a schlong way.

[pinboy3niner]

69. It was an Extenzeded trip

At least, that's what Bob said.

[Arugula Latte]

71. Fortunately he headed in the right derection.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

68. wonder what it is like to have that kind of ego and that kind of money to waste on gas. eom

[seabeyond]

70. lots of penis Ops from you. what is this, third one? something on your mind?

[KamaAina]

72. My mind?

What about the other 70 or so posters?

edit: I also post a lot about cops and race. Does that make me a young black man?

[Major Nikon]

91. Did she just call you a dick-head?

[KamaAina]

92. DUzy!!

[Blue Owl]

81. Cockpit hijinks

n/t

[lovemydog]

89. Did the plane disappear

in the Bermuda Triangle?

[cwydro]

93. Just saw this thread.

I'm laughing out loud (literally).