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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsThings I trust more than Republicans...
1.) White vans with no windows, with "free candy" painted on the side
2.) OJ Simpson's claims of innocence
3.) A fart, after dinner at Taco Bell
4.) The artistic integrity of Milli Vanilli
5.) A Lance Armstrong drug test
6.) BILLY Carter
7.) Wooden nickels
8.) E-mails from long lost relatives in Nigeria
9.) Bridge salesmen
10.) Stock tips from Bernie Madoff
11.) Michael Vick as a dogsitter
12.) Facebook privacy standards
13.) GG Allin's tattoo artist
14.) A Las Vegas marriage license
15.) IKEA freeway interchange
16.) An anger management course taught by Gordon Ramsay and Lewis Black
17.) A hand-written sign advertising cheap dental work
18.) Grooming advice from Rob Zombie
19.) Buying stock in Radio Shack and K-Mart
20.) Courtney Love as your NA sponsor
21.) Employing the 5 second rule at the Clermont Lounge (google it)
22.) Flea Market accupuncture clinic
Lets hear some of yours
BlueJazz
(25,348 posts)Wounded Bear
(58,639 posts)I got married in Vegas!
Bosonic
(3,746 posts)hifiguy
(33,688 posts)The actual competition of professional wrestling (of which I am a fan).
The guy in the mac who asks "wanna buy a watch?"
Three card monte dealers in NYC.
Used car salesmen.
Ads saying "last chance to send your dollar" to a PO box.
tabbycat31
(6,336 posts)benld74
(9,904 posts)Erose999
(5,624 posts)Jamaal510
(10,893 posts)-Used car sellers on Craigslist.
-Prostitutes who claim to be STD-free
-My grandma's driving skills.
-The ghost of Saddam Hussein
-The A's no longer choking in the playoffs.
-The Raiders ability to have a winning season.
-Vending machines
-Smoking marijuana before class or work.
-Kanye West's fashion advice.
-Kenny McCormick's advice about how not to die.
-Justin Bieber's advice about how to make quality music.
-TheKingNappy's advice about how not to swear during YouTube videos.
-Datehookup.com not having fake profiles or spambots.
-Reddit and YouTube comments sections being racism/misogyny/homophobia-free.
-Yahoo! being a place where liberals are welcomed.
-Eharmony not selling out my personal info after I subscribe to them again.
-GEICO's advice about how not to make annoying commercials.
-The Steve Wilkos Show not cutting to commercials right before revealing test results.
-A Jerry Springer episode being free of fighting.
Erose999
(5,624 posts)Gidney N Cloyd
(19,831 posts)Paulie
(8,462 posts)kairos12
(12,852 posts)Eating sushi past the sale by date.
The cell phone bill.
That doctors actually wash their hands enough.
Carnival Cruz's interpretation of "Green Eggs and Ham."
Fracking doesn't harm the environment.
Checked bags arrive where there supposed to.
Erose999
(5,624 posts)George W. Bush's book club
Asking someone for asprin at an electronic music festival
Any advertisement using the phrase "avoid disappointment and future regret"
sarge43
(28,941 posts)First Speaker
(4,858 posts)Xipe Totec
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olddots
(10,237 posts)my dog Daisy promissing not to do her Dutch Oven trick in the bed
A reverse morgage ad being pitched by Dennis Miller .????
The wine steward at Arbys .
Laffy Kat
(16,376 posts)What is Daisy's "Dutch Oven trick" and where is her photo?
lovemydog
(11,833 posts)Someone saying they are leaving the country if so and so wins.
The NRA.
A condo sales person who says 'They're building a big swimming area next year.'
The new miracle diet.
Disney's lawyers.
Commercials.
Xipe Totec
(43,889 posts)El Supremo
(20,365 posts)or:
The Colorado Rockies
The Oakland Raiders
The Cleveland Browns
Shall I go on?
OriginalGeek
(12,132 posts)Gas station tuna.
IrishEyes
(3,275 posts)I would love to see an anger management course taught by Gordon Ramsay and Lewis Black.
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Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)Bosonic
(3,746 posts)Erose999
(5,624 posts)LynneSin
(95,337 posts)I win!
chknltl
(10,558 posts)Well I don't trust 'em more than Republicans as a whole, just Republican politicians.