Your Monday Public Service Announcement

[LiberalEsto]

#$%@!

This public service has been served to you by the Public Service Announcement Service, a public agency that absolutely does not perform fecal feedings, waterboarding or other forms of physical torture. The PSAS prefers to torture you mentally, with public service announcements.

[antiquie]

1. I thought we were supposed to destroy virescence.

Because of the phytoplasmas.

[LiberalEsto]

4. As long as you stop randoming in the street

we'll pretend not to notice.

[frogmarch]

2. What is toration, and can't I

at least expect some of it somewhere?

I love these.

[LiberalEsto]

3. I think it's oration

and we shouldn't expect it. There are no more good orators in this day and age.

[frogmarch]

6. Oh, yeah, so it is!

I just cleaned my glasses.

[pinboy3niner]

7. From now on, please don't let your glasses become attainted

Thankyou.

[frogmarch]

8. :-)

I'll try.

[Wounded Bear]

5. I believe G violates itself three times...

[tblue]

11. Don't is a four-letter word. nt

[sarge43]

13. As are four and word, oops

Maybe it's all right to write them, just not say them.

[madinmaryland]

9. I can't say a fucking four-letter word??

[tblue]

10. Any guesses as to what "virescence" is?

Don't wanna accidentally destroy it.

[pinboy3niner]

12. That one actually is a real word

Virescence is the abnormal development of green pigmentation in plant parts that are not normally green, like shoots or flowers (in which case it is known as floral virescence).[1] Virescence is closely associated with phyllody (the abnormal development of flower parts into leaves) and witch's broom (the abnormal growth of a dense mass of shoots from a single point). They are often symptoms of the same disease affecting the plants, typically those caused by phytoplasmas.[2] The term chloranthy is also sometimes used for floral virescence, though it is more commonly used for phyllody.[3]

The term was coined around 1825, from Latin virescere, "to become green". In the English language the term virescent may also refer to greenness (cf. verdant).[

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virescence

I'm guessing they mean "Do not walk on the grass."