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ScreamingMeemie

(68,918 posts) Sun Mar 4, 2012, 11:12 PM Mar 2012

I don't mean to offend anybody, but this picture almost made me pee from laughing

It was on my facebook wall.

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=302705083125732&set=p.302705083125732&type=1&ref=nf

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I don't mean to offend anybody, but this picture almost made me pee from laughing (Original Post) ScreamingMeemie Mar 2012 OP

"bearded weirdo at the door , Mom" rurallib Mar 2012 #1

My kids don't answer the door to strangers. n/t RiffRandell Mar 2012 #2

Wait, I thought we were supposed to let Jesus into our hearts. Arugula Latte Mar 2012 #3

As long as he's not looking to borrow my car... ScreamingMeemie Mar 2012 #4

So, you're saying: "Jesus, DON'T Take the Wheel" Arugula Latte Mar 2012 #8

Well, if he's a passenger, and I pass out, and we're heading for a tree/building/person... ScreamingMeemie Mar 2012 #12

This message was self-deleted by its author Tuesday Afternoon Mar 2012 #5

lol! HappyMe Mar 2012 #6

Probably not. ScreamingMeemie Mar 2012 #13

What happened... pipi_k Mar 2012 #7

Or palms... ScreamingMeemie Mar 2012 #14

No, his dinosaur ran out of tree ferns to eat KamaAina Mar 2012 #16

Only if he brings chronic weed and some good wine. GoneOffShore Mar 2012 #9

Or bread for that matter. ScreamingMeemie Mar 2012 #15

What a silly picture! Everybody knows that Jeesuz doesn't knock on the door. mysuzuki2 Mar 2012 #10

Not always. Arugula Latte Mar 2012 #11

rurallib

(62,406 posts)

1. "bearded weirdo at the door , Mom"

Reply to ScreamingMeemie (Original post)

Mon Mar 5, 2012, 11:51 AM

Mar 2012

"get me the fire extinguisher. I'll get rid of him. And call the police."

RiffRandell

(5,909 posts)

2. My kids don't answer the door to strangers. n/t

Reply to ScreamingMeemie (Original post)

Mon Mar 5, 2012, 11:53 AM

Mar 2012

Arugula Latte

(50,566 posts)

3. Wait, I thought we were supposed to let Jesus into our hearts.

Reply to ScreamingMeemie (Original post)

Mon Mar 5, 2012, 12:55 PM

Mar 2012

Now we have to give him our security codes, as well?

And what about other bodily organs? Should he have free range of our spleens?

ScreamingMeemie

(68,918 posts)

4. As long as he's not looking to borrow my car...

Reply to Arugula Latte (Reply #3)

Mon Mar 5, 2012, 12:59 PM

Mar 2012

Arugula Latte

(50,566 posts)

8. So, you're saying: "Jesus, DON'T Take the Wheel"

Reply to ScreamingMeemie (Reply #4)

Mon Mar 5, 2012, 02:02 PM

Mar 2012

You are the anti-Carrie Underwood.

ScreamingMeemie

(68,918 posts)

12. Well, if he's a passenger, and I pass out, and we're heading for a tree/building/person...

Reply to Arugula Latte (Reply #8)

Mon Mar 5, 2012, 07:26 PM

Mar 2012

then by all means...

Response to Arugula Latte (Reply #3)

Tuesday Afternoon This message was self-deleted by its author.

HappyMe

(20,277 posts)

6. lol!

Reply to ScreamingMeemie (Original post)

Mon Mar 5, 2012, 01:57 PM

Mar 2012

He looks worried and he's holding his stomach. That probably doesn't indicate good news.

ScreamingMeemie

(68,918 posts)

13. Probably not.

Reply to HappyMe (Reply #6)

Mon Mar 5, 2012, 07:27 PM

Mar 2012

pipi_k

(21,020 posts)

7. What happened...

Reply to ScreamingMeemie (Original post)

Mon Mar 5, 2012, 01:59 PM

Mar 2012

did his donkey run out of gas?

ScreamingMeemie

(68,918 posts)

14. Or palms...

Reply to pipi_k (Reply #7)

Mon Mar 5, 2012, 07:27 PM

Mar 2012

Perhaps there were no palms left to walk upon.

KamaAina

(78,249 posts)

16. No, his dinosaur ran out of tree ferns to eat

Reply to pipi_k (Reply #7)

Mon Mar 5, 2012, 07:35 PM

Mar 2012

GoneOffShore

(17,339 posts)

9. Only if he brings chronic weed and some good wine.

Reply to ScreamingMeemie (Original post)

Mon Mar 5, 2012, 02:03 PM

Mar 2012

No fish though.

ScreamingMeemie

(68,918 posts)

15. Or bread for that matter.

Reply to GoneOffShore (Reply #9)

Mon Mar 5, 2012, 07:28 PM

Mar 2012

The loaves are too high in cholesterol.

mysuzuki2

(3,521 posts)

10. What a silly picture! Everybody knows that Jeesuz doesn't knock on the door.

Reply to ScreamingMeemie (Original post)

Mon Mar 5, 2012, 02:55 PM

Mar 2012

He comes down the chimney.

Arugula Latte

(50,566 posts)

11. Not always.

Reply to mysuzuki2 (Reply #10)

Mon Mar 5, 2012, 06:45 PM

Mar 2012

In some cases it's easier for him to come in the Jesus flap in the door. He left his image behind on this one:

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