Has the Lounge has been certified zombie free?

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[font size = 5]Zombie-proof log cabin has 10-year anti-zombie guarantee[/font size = 5]

The ZFC-1 is a log cabin kit designed with the walking dead in mind. The structure consists of three connected buildings. It comes stocked with reinforced slit windows, walls and doors; a barbed-wire surround; an escape hatch on top; and a living room with Xbox, TV and sound system. It comes with an arsenal storage unit to secure your anti-zombie weaponry. There's also a toilet system, garage, kitchen area with microwave and an upper deck with a full view all around so you can keep an eye out for the oncoming horde. A garden section means you won't have to take over an abandoned prison to start a small produce farm.

The $113,000 (£69,995, about AU$129,000) price tag is for the kit only. It will cost you an additional $21,000 to add installation, $3,000 for security cameras and $5,600 for solar panels. Pricing is available on request for adding a water cannon, search lights or flame thrower to the package. There seems to be no option to add on a samurai sword, so you'll need to provide your own.

One of the cabin's more notable features is a 10-year anti-zombie guarantee. This may be the most brilliant guarantee ever offered on a structure. If for some reason the cabin doesn't hold up and a zombie (or 2 or 12) gets inside, chances are the cabin's owner won't survive to complain. "Please note -- we require medical evidence of the presence of a real zombie should you wish to claim under the 10 year anti zombie guarantee," Tiger writes.

[font size = 5]The World’s First Zombie Proof House[/font size = 5]
http://all-that-is-interesting.com/post/4956385434/the-first-zombie-proof-house





“The most essential item for our clients was acquiring the feeling of maximum security,” begins the designers’ website in the summary of the structure. Who wouldn’t feel safe in a concrete rectangle that folds in upon itself to become completely sealed? Even the windows are covered with a slab of concrete when the structure is on nap time.
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[NightWatcher]

1. Knock knock.

Candy Gram

[orleans]

4. lol. best reply ever! n/t

[GeorgeGist]

2. Concrete logs.

[irisblue]

3. well....GDers sometimes come over here...

so NO we cannot certify the lounge as zombie free... ( just in case)

[surrealAmerican]

5. no way!

... and I don't think we've been certified asbestos free either, so you may want to wear a respirator.

[bigwillq]

6. Yes. But the Lounge does have Ebola.

[pinboy3niner]

7. Mostly

But the zombies still control the cabana.