Seriously - why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near

[LynneSin]

Really why??!

[hlthe2b]

1. inhabited by the ghost of Karen Carpenter?

Unless it is those enormous raven looking black birds in Colorado,, who stalk my neighbor's yappy barking cattle dog for just the right occasion to dive bomb

[cyberswede]

2. To be close to you, of course.

Just like me.

[Iggo]

20. ^^^^

Correct.

[In_The_Wind]

3. Because they know I feed them.

[Arugula Latte]

4. Worms in my hair.

Works every time.

[antiquie]

5. Worm in my ear.

Thank you.
la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

[LynneSin]

6. I swear if I ever become a doctor and have my own practice

my waiting room will be devoid of wretched soft rock music of the 70s.

[Arkansas Granny]

7. I don't know. Do they look anything like this?

[Enrique]

8. lol

that is a bird so you have a point.

[hifiguy]

15. If buzzards are appearing

you have a bigger problem than an annoying earworm.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

9. just like birds, they long to turd

On your head.

On the day that you were born,
The junkies got together
And decided to create a trip come truuuuue....

So they sprinkled vinegar in your hair
And purple paprika in your eyes of pink.....

Diddlelink...

Oh! you stink.

That is why
All the freaks in town
Follow you
All around.

Just like tweeks,
Their clothing reeks.

Just like you.

[dixiegrrrrl]

10. Well, if they are vultures, it may be a clue you are deceased.

Seagulls, OTOH, means you have food in your hand.

[pinboy3niner]

11. If you looked like this in your last photo...

...that's not a good sign.

[Skittles]

12. because I put the BEST roasted peanuts on my patio

yes indeed

[sarge43]

13. You just washed your car and they want to dump on it? nt

[OriginalGeek]

14. APPARENTLY I appear to them

in the form of a port-a-potty.

[elleng]

16. They watch, and tell their friends you/we are around,

and 'Watch out!'

[eShirl]

17. it's my cologne, Eau de Chum

[LynneSin]

19. Who makes that? Calvin Klein or Channel?

[pinboy3niner]

18. "C'mon, guys--that's not funny anymore!"

--Tippi